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Bush Demotivational Poster


FAT PEOPLE - They know how to really live... just not as long.


TAGS: bush hot xxx super shit bricks mind fuck emo awesome jailbait america
Rating: 2.35/5

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domo - December 31, 2008, 10:45 pm
hahahahahaha


MEMORY LOSS - Many Democrats conveniently had it when criticizing the Bush administration on Iraq. So who was it who "lied"?


TAGS: stupid democrats forgetful politics war iraq bush clinton kennedy gore
Rating: 3.09/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

DeGrey - September 24, 2010, 1:06 am
Please Don't Feed the Trolls
WTFO - September 18, 2009, 11:22 pm
Moo+, why don't you stop trying to tell people what to do. It's more tiring than the trolls. 2nd point: if you're going to falsly accuse someone of racism be smart enough to know that a Clansman is from Scotland and a Klansman is a coward with a sheet.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 9:57 pm
To answer your question ILB; most of these quotes were made during the Clinton administration. Oh, and welcome, knowitall.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 18, 2009, 4:00 pm
You need to stop ""knowitall" Your political BS belongs somewhere else. At your Clan Meeting Maybe?
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:30 pm
sry grammar nazi, there's a lot of letters in that word "intelligent" and it's almost 5pm on friday...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:29 pm
TTH, pffft, you're a tool. WTFO keep up the good work. your "soapbox rants" are intelligent and accurate. anyone that doesn't want to hear them is as intellingent as a 3 year old covering his ears screaming "na-na-na-na" for fear of learning the truth
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:21 pm
bravo to Paul for not stooping to your level. hopefully you dumbocrats will get a job one day and learn the value of honesty, respect, and hard work. maybe then you'll grow a pair...
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:20 pm
i find it hilarious that you guys call thetrashheap "TTH", considering that also stands for "to talk homo" and all you libtards seem to be slobbing his knob while you cry about the poster and attack it's creator.
knowitall - September 18, 2009, 3:17 pm
i for one, enjoy the politifakes as do many of my co-workers and friends who i share them with.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 12:56 am
Sorry Bart. I know you were kidding. You just caught me all worked up at the time. No offense, bud.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 7:10 pm
Just joking. I figured I'd make a small literary reference to parody the political debates that go on around the site.
WTFO - September 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Bart, nothing to be suspicious, ILB is a low-life who doesn't care about facts. Bush is a liar, but these folks he questions the timing of the comments. He's full of shit.
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:42 am
Now I'm suspicious...
Bartimaeus - September 16, 2009, 5:41 am
Dude, ILB, are you and WTFO like Locke and Demosthenes?...Just kidding, I'm sure you two aren't the same person. Are you? Nah, it can't be; why would a person go to all the trouble of using two computers for such a purpose...Then again, it is politics.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:26 am
that we turned our back on, and is now falling apart, Afghanistan.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:25 am
Taking a page from WTFO's book, I would like to see where and most importantly WHEN these comments were made. Undoubtedly some are true, but based on false information fed to all of us to justify an unnecessary war that detracted us from the real mission
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:15 am
mo even
TheTrashHeap - August 21, 2009, 2:14 am
What a kissass you are when it suits you wtfo! Do you really think mooooooooooooo can't see right through you?
WTFO - August 21, 2009, 12:28 am
MO, I appreciate the clarification of your position. I may have dragged you in with the likes of TTH. You obviously are not as much a hater as he is. My apologies if I unfairly attacked you.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 20, 2009, 10:19 pm
I believe the A.C.O.R.N. secret headquarters is right nearby to there as well.
Mark - August 20, 2009, 1:39 pm
Morry's Deli, 5500 S Cornell Ave.,Chicago, IL Not to drag politics into these comments but, Morry's is just down the street from BHO's Chicago residence. Drop by and say hello if you like.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:53 am
I can get a nice liverwurst sammich.you know, with the pickle......The nice crisp kosher dill with a little garlic?.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 20, 2009, 9:51 am
1.What does any of this have to do with Porcelina leaving?...2.Mr M. Clearly stated that politifakes have to be at least a little funny and entertaining(so just stick to that and you'll be fine)3. No Ranting (sounds simple enough)4. Does anyone know where
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:19 am
though I actually agree with many of your points. So I'm out of the politifake debate...that's where I stand. I just think that you and the others could take most of the long winded rants to the forum and go hog wild...
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:14 am
I respect the heck outta you both for your service as members of our military. I also do not mind the fact that you two rant in an extremly educated manner. I do find it kinda neurotic though. It's the same thing over and over and over and over....even
MO - August 20, 2009, 9:10 am
So I'm just playing catch up and I see my name got drug into this....WTFO you've no doubt noticed that I've refrained from directing any of my politifake comments toward anyone in particular, right? And my opinion of you and mark is still the same....
Arrogant Knight - August 20, 2009, 3:18 am
Hey thanks for the laughs, WTFO. You crack me up.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Merrily merrily merrily merrily.......
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
It could maybe use some refining. It certainly does compartmentalize things, though. It keeps the rest of you from having to read my diatribes.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 11:37 pm
I kinda have mixed feelings there Haar. Though it kinda compartmentalizes the flame wars, eh?
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
God, you are a prick. I'm done with you Canuck.
Haarakkon - August 19, 2009, 11:34 pm
I LOVE this filter!!! Amsome work!!!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:30 pm
Did you miss the post where MR M. said this site was for entertainment? No soapbox ranting?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:28 pm
Awwwwwwwww pooor baby! If you can rant so can I.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:26 pm
TTH, STFU. Take your little clique and go F yourself.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:22 pm
The problem was never with your posters, but with your long repetitive rants that filled the latest comments page. Now that Mr M. has asked that you refrain from the soapbox behavior all should improve.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:13 pm
Just cant stop whining can you WTFO?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
on here but I would like to think people are above that. If a poster I make is rejected; I have no problem. If it's approved; super. Do I have (my kind of) entertainment in mind while making a poster? Yes.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
attacking of members and whining about the mere fact that certain posters were made in the first place. I sincerely did not mean to get off on the wrong foot with many here; yet I do feel I was attacked first. Which is fine; I'll be glad to trade insults
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 11:08 pm
You are taking this way too seriously.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
to some. Yet once a poster is approved; what's the point in carrying on about it? And while this site may not be the ideal place for serious political discussion; With all due respect to the boss I would have to think that's preferable to outright
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 11:07 pm
The bottom line is that I agree that Mr. Motifake is the head of this place and approve or disapprove any given poster. It's about entertainment, yet as demonstrated what is entertainment is subjective and a political poster can be entertaining according
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 11:01 pm
Much obliged, Sean. Like I said, I try to add variety and humor where I can. I just like to vent and get irritated when others on this site try to force people off the site for no good reason.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:58 pm
I obviously can't resist doing a politifake every now and then, but it is the few individuals who make "regurgifakes" that tend to bring the whole enterprise into disrepute. Ah well. And I think a 3 or better rating means yer doing something right.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:53 pm
again, I'm respectful when others are respectful. I will discuss these thoughts with Mr. Motifake since he is the owner of this site and I'm not sure he is aware of the tactics of the chat clique to team up and attack his other guests.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:51 pm
I also believe that the ratings of my posters prove the exact opposite of TTH and AKs assertion that they don't belong here. Several of mine are funny, demotivational, and sarcastic which is why Mr. Motifake approves them. As I've shown over and over
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:50 pm
Great points, Sean. I have been trying to keep current and differ my posters. Maybe that is why most of mine are rated well over 3 lions.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Quite frankly I find this whole conversation the most entertaining thing on this entire site; and that's not meant to be a dis to great Motifakes.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
lint ball if she so chooses and her free speech to discuss it. BTW, in the forum the "I DON'T take sides" moderator, AK stated "Good riddance. Can we move on now?"
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
... or Bush-is-a-moron? Lame.
Sean - August 19, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well, the politcal ones tend to be far more numerous and far less varied than the anti-religious ones. I mean, how many Obama-is-a-socialist posters have we seen? Though I readily concede that many of the anti-r. ones are pretty artless and nasty.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:47 pm
I'm back and I did confirm my suspicions. I went back to events that led to the leaving of Porcelina. It was TTH, Moo+ and AK as the clique attack hounds. While I don't support her satanic belief system I do support her right to worship the all mighty
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 10:43 pm
Plus I just LOVE how the people same exact people who whine and bitch about Politifakes' very existence don't say a fucking thing about Religifakes constantly trashing the church and ridiculing prophets and the annointed.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
on something and I'll be right back. I know you'll be waiting with bells on.
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:42 pm
poster. I want to thank Haar for being respectful in his comments as well as others. The clique attack hounds appear to be led by TTH, AK has the muscle through duties, and Moo+ and MO just tag along through peer pressure or something. I'm going to check
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:40 pm
solely with politics or I would be able to find you weighing in on Bush, Cheney, or Palin attack posters. It also interesting to me that Moo+ was very respectful until about the time that AK invited him to PM to talk about "stuff" over on the chat room
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:39 pm
like. Unfortunately, one of those clique members has been given moderator authority by Mr. Motifake. I wonder if he's aware of how you abuse your authority. It is obvious you have it out for me and others who are anti-Obama. I don't believe it has to do
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:37 pm
If you look to the bottom of this comment chain you'll see there was no trouble until TTH joined in acting like a prick. What has become quite apparent to me is that the "Staring at us clique" has a subset group that team up and attack others they don't
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:35 pm
stuff doesn't belong here", "to stop your stupid ranting", "I cannot WAIT for this filter to be implemented. I really can't", "creating Politifake.org to shut you up", and finally "THERE" like a 12 yr old child. Please tell us all how you don't take sides
WTFO - August 19, 2009, 10:32 pm
AK, You stated "I do NOT take sides" earlier. Please enlighten everyone on how you can claim that with any validity after lower you stated "Vomitting political views...does NOT make you intelligent", "having all this trouble with you", "You know KNOW this
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 8:30 pm
Arrogant Knight: I seem to have an issue with what exactly?
MO - August 19, 2009, 2:46 pm
Today the sun will set on the last day of Politifake tyrany!! Long live the funny!!! Next stop?? Anime free shenanigans!!!! I'm all for some debate...but if you debate it till it's sore....take it to the fourum FFS! I even logged in at work to say that..!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:42 am
It's just some guy who goes around eating weird stuff from the outback. Kinda like Ray Mears but with a stronger stomach.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
...I have not. Pretty sure I don't EVER want to see it!
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:39 am
OK....that's good to know. I haven't been around much and was unaware of that. I used to sit next to a "Moderator" in third grade. "Teacher! Teacher! Mark was talking when you were out of the room." Does the Moderator job come with credentials?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:38 am
Have you ever seen the bush tucker man? cool show but i cant understand a word he says!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
...I'll get a headache.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:37 am
It's too late for me to be laughing, TTH, dammit!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:36 am
Gonna call me sugar tits will ya! shrimp on the barbie is there?
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
You, Sir Knight are a poopy face! and I will not listen to you no way no how! Who ever heard of an Aussie knight! Sir quigley is it? "that aint a sword, this is a sword"? Off to fight the dreaded bush tucker man are you??? Sir Roadwarrior the drunk is it?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:35 am
Pretty much. ...Actually, yeah, spot on.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:33 am
AK - I was unaware that you are a Moderator. Exactly what is a Moderator? Is that like Mr. Motifake Lite?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
I thanked you for agreeing to listen to me as a Moderator. WTFO and PKP seem to have an issue with it.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:31 am
"the right to censorship" was my lame attempt at sarcasm. As I have said before, Mr. Motifake is the boss and I'm not arguing with him. That's a "no win proposition." I'm discussing a point and giving my opinion.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:28 am
"the right to censorship" not sure what you meant there Mark. We do have the right to free speech, Only this isn't Canada, it's Motifake. In the land of Motifake there are no political debates, no threats by timmies, and no arguing with the boss man.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:26 am
TTH - We agree at last!
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:24 am
Without MR M. we would not even have this site, if he chooses to censor anything that is his right. This is not a democracy, Motifake was created with a purpose in mind and it's creator has the right to shape it to that purpose.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:23 am
AK - Your welcome....but what were you thanking me for?
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:22 am
I was just using this poster as an example. Some people might find it to be unfunny and unentertaining. There is no issue.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 10:20 am

Mark said: " I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining." It was approved. Where is the issue?
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 10:19 am
Thank you, Mark. Sincerely.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:17 am
And I'll dance to whatever Mr. M and the Moderators decide to play.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:16 am
Hmmmm, sounds like censorship to me. Do you have the right to censorship in Canada? We like to think of both of our countries having free speech, but this is a "private" site and Mr. (or Ms.) Motifake has the final word.
TheTrashHeap - August 19, 2009, 10:07 am
I would assume that Mr M. and the moderators will decide what's funny. (sounds like a bad do-wop band). Ladies and gentlemen MR M. And the MODERATORS!!!! wooooo woooohooooo
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:03 am
...1 Lion and then move on. That's what I do if I don't like a poster. If I disagree with a point of view, I post my point and welcome a sane discussion. If you choose to create a Politifake.org I'll refrain from posting politifakes on motifake.
Mark - August 19, 2009, 10:00 am
...offer my opinion. Who will decide what is funny and entertaining? I find this poster to be both funny and entertaining. I also agree with PKP that the problem seems to lie with those who are whining about politifakes. They have the option to vote...
Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:56 am
Well Mr. Motifake, you of course are the boss and have the final word here. I've just read this entire comment list and found my name mentioned here a few times if though I haven't been on the site much in the past few months, so I feel compelled to....
BoneCD - August 19, 2009, 9:48 am
Now stop that gloating AK...you have privileged information!
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 9:43 am
THERE.
spacedog - August 19, 2009, 9:38 am
Thank Mr. M.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:36 am

So guys, please keep the purpose in mind. I may release politifake.org for people who want to have these outright political battles. But dont want it here. Funny politifakes are ok though.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:35 am

Keeping entertainment in mind. The last thing we want is huge, long, serious political debates. Nothing funny/entertaining about that. People come here to relax, not stress out about politics.
motifake - August 19, 2009, 9:34 am

This site is about ENTERTAINMENT. Politifakes are allowed if they are FUNNY/WITTY. Not simply idealogical attacks.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 6:11 am
Because, sir, the one's causing the problem are the ones who are complaining ABOUT Politifakes. If the boss gets in contact with me... great.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 6:00 am
I have discussed this with him directly. How can you tell me to get my facts straight?
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:57 am
In the meantime I won't assume the boss thinks anything until he posts a decision.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:54 am
You mean to shut the complainer OF Politifakes up. Get your facts straight.
Arrogant Knight - August 19, 2009, 5:12 am
I like how you chose to ignore what I said completely. M obviously agrees that politics don't belong here. You'd get that if you read my comments. He is even considering creating Politifake.org to shut you up.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 5:05 am
Haarakkon; is the lead story about a shooting downtown gee... maybe because they're LOCAL broadcasting stations? And of course politics from other countries matter. I have no problem with Canadian or Portuguese politics being discussed on here.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 19, 2009, 4:57 am
I was just speaking my mind and defending myself after being attacked. I'm flabbergasted I haven't been called a racist yet.


ESTONIAN GALS - Yeah, sure... they all start out looking like the girls on the left, but after they turn 40 they morph into Babushkas.


TAGS: estonians girls babushka
Rating: 2.5/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:48 pm
The American version is also 50-250 lbs heavier. (Yeah, I know that's a wide range... so are the Americans).
nicholsjoshua15 - January 19, 2014, 7:19 pm
Better than America and Western Europe where the women have more silicon than microsoft and some much botox that they look like they have rigor mortis.


SIZE -


TAGS: trunk size matters for bushes
Rating: 4.8/5

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steve1961 - March 3, 2013, 7:44 pm
No. Elephants have knees on all four legs. That is why they are put in these types of enclosures.
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:27 pm
can't an elephant climb down a 1 meter-high wall ? and climb another smaller one to get its food ? Woah !
mariand - October 12, 2011, 2:38 am
tasting is another chapter...let's stick on reaching there.
forseti - October 12, 2011, 1:26 am
It's not about the length. It's not about the diameter. It's all about the taste!!
Sean - October 11, 2011, 11:30 pm
So you only have to be able to reach the bush? I see now why (a) size doesn't matter; and (b) why investing in a pair of platform shoes was one of my better ideas.
Reality Lord - October 11, 2011, 5:39 pm

ahahahaah....clever...nicely done.


EPIC FAIL - Need I say more?


TAGS: epic fail george bush president u s a usa celebrity sports mma cats videogames tv
Rating: 2.84/5

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Guest091 - June 27, 2009, 5:11 am
Say no more. Epic fail indeed.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
it only lets you post every 30 sec.
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:13 pm
Michle jackson!!!
scaredlittlekid - October 3, 2008, 5:12 pm
hello?
lol - October 3, 2008, 5:11 pm
n00b
Bob - October 3, 2008, 4:58 pm
yep, those yanks sure are stupid. Especially the yanks who were the first to fly, the first to go to the moon, and the first to invent the nuclear bomb. Idiots.
zerojustice - September 16, 2008, 9:14 pm
The yanks must be pretty stupid then...
g - July 20, 2008, 12:16 am
Smartest yank ever
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:42 pm
You don't need words, everyone knows how awful this person is
Kathleen. - May 21, 2008, 5:08 am
Yes. To have an opinion as smart as this one I'm sure you have reasoning.


VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE - and leave funny comments-a group effort motifake


TAGS: elvis simpsons family guy obama bush hillary clinton
Rating: 4.03/5

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hatethehaters - February 15, 2013, 4:21 pm
Eddie Van Halen and Cat Lady! HYAAHHERRAHYAHHHYAHOHYAHYERHERHYAHH
skateinferno - September 9, 2012, 6:01 pm
dali lama and happy llama
familyghost - June 29, 2010, 1:34 pm
Hillary and Raptor... She's scarier by the way.
MasterMachine - June 11, 2010, 6:04 pm
Micain and Crazy Cat!
Mr. Shiny - May 8, 2010, 11:03 pm
My vote is on young stalin and borat.
matt28 - February 25, 2010, 4:55 pm
Gold Medal - Nixon/Brain, Silver Medal - Hillary/Deinonychus (NOT Velociraptor... Spielberg needs to learn some paleontology), Bronze medal - fucked-up cat/Carville
Treehodger - February 25, 2010, 4:49 pm
Although all just about spot on, the one that made me laugh the hardest was Hilary / Raptor. That has my vote!
Fatt Matt - February 25, 2010, 12:29 pm
I want to hear Al Roker yell "SWIMMIN' HOLE!"
randomosity - February 25, 2010, 12:12 pm
its nixon and the brain yes nixon and the brain one is genius the other is "Not a crook"


20% APPROVAL RATING - No one liked Bush. Stop pretending.


TAGS: politics bush cheney
Rating: 2.78/5

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bucketheadfan - November 16, 2009, 11:57 pm
obama's approval rating what's happening to it now VVVVV down the crapper
W (the other one) - January 4, 2009, 4:26 pm
Also, if nobody liked Bush, wouldn't his approval rating be 0%?
Anonymous - November 25, 2008, 7:51 pm
The congress, the ones who actually pass the legislation and the budget, had a worse approval rating, still do. Too many of the electorate suffer from Gonorrhealectum.
morelogic - November 24, 2008, 1:11 pm
hum ... cheating ?
LogicDude - November 24, 2008, 10:14 am
He is even more amazing than I thought then...because if no one liked him, how did he win the election TWICE?


MISSION ACCOMPLISHED - If your mission was to be a complete douche, then yes, mission accomplished indeed.


TAGS: bush mission accomplished douche
Rating: 2.27/5

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Kissbiff - May 24, 2009, 10:08 am
Wörd!


TECHNICALLY WHISKEY IS A SOLUTION -


TAGS: whiskey bushmills chemistry solution
Rating: 4.86/5

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falloutghoul - November 16, 2012, 5:34 pm
"A," not "the" solution.


WELL... - Somebody was bored


TAGS: bushes bush goofy bored
Rating: 3.64/5

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demon001 - November 30, 2013, 2:59 pm
Are you kidding? We're all bored!! Board stiff!
Ronski - October 1, 2009, 10:33 pm
Winner!!!


HOWDY! - Just a little something to piss off the conservatives on Motifake. Enjoy.


TAGS: bush bin laden
Rating: 3.03/5
MrRandom - February 25, 2010, 2:33 pm
Continue all politics on politifake.com Please and thank you
sywolf - February 25, 2010, 2:25 pm
reality, conservatives cant accept it ;)
TheSarge - July 27, 2009, 2:39 am
Not lookin so good for those "dems"now is it?
Robert - May 7, 2009, 12:42 pm
Oh and assface dems are winning elections because reps fucked up. It's not the dems fault that the reps are retardded, i'm usually a civilized individual(read: NOt rush limbaugh) but with you is personal WTFO i fucking hate you. you annoy me
Robert - May 7, 2009, 12:39 pm
Law of the Land? Hey cockburn have you heard of judicial activism, corruption, and/or bribes? Seriously chickenfucker i see you in every political motifake posting conservative propaganda, do they fucking pay you, does it turn you on bashing people?
WTFO - February 23, 2009, 12:51 am
Pres Obama will make you feel all warm and tingly with the ever growing entitlement society he is building. I hope his reducing the DoD and changing the Patriot Act doesn't get more civilians killed.
WTFO - February 23, 2009, 12:49 am
When the law of the land (The Supreme Court) decides that the election was fair and valid, it is disrespectful to say otherwise about the President. Wait, why bother pointing out facts to another moronic Bush Basher. Enjoy your dreamworld, I'm sure...
SpectreT65 - February 22, 2009, 4:50 pm
>Buzzer< This is not disrespect for the Office, it is a statement of truth regarding the idiot who was occupying said Office. Those who cannot tell the difference are pitiably ignorant.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:19 pm
...winning the publicity war against us now, which is why Dems have been winning elections. They will pull our military out before the job is done, resulting in my son having to fight these psychos in the future.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 10:18 pm
I don't dispute questioning authority. I have a problem with blatant disrespect for the office of the President. Especially in time of war. Vietnam was not lost militarily, it was lost in the publicity war. Terrorists have learned that and they are winnin
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 7, 2008, 2:52 pm
It is always patriotic to question authority in the United States of America. Following orders without question or conscience is for sheep and idiots and serfs.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:13 am
Keep fighting the good fight, Matters Not. Some of us "get it".
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:12 am
...However, their blatant disrespect for the Office of the President and their willingness to lie cheat and steal their way back into public office (President & Congress) is horrific.
WTFO - December 7, 2008, 1:11 am
To be fair, I think in their own twisted, ignorant way these psycho liberals think they are patriotic by questioning the govt...
Zed - December 5, 2008, 9:12 pm
YOU DO NOT GET TO QUESTION MY PATRIOTISM, YOU SIEG-HEILING REPUBLICAN FREAK.
matters not. - December 3, 2008, 12:48 am
words cant describe how stupid you are. its getting harder and harder to risk my ass and fight for the liberties of people like you. if you have children....i feel sorry for them. all you unpatriotic fucks make me sick.
Cali - November 20, 2008, 2:27 pm
Hey Charlie! If you can't type it in one post. DON'T FUCKING TYPE!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 23, 2008, 5:15 pm
I see that LogicDude is not GrammarDude. It's 'your wife' to indicate the possessive. 'You're wife' means 'You are wife'. :)
LogicDude - September 23, 2008, 2:14 pm
Hey Charlie M! You're wife is cheating on you.
Charlie M - September 22, 2008, 9:21 pm
-ously. All I'm saying is hate is so wasted when used on people far away, look around you, I'm sure you can change a life if you put forth the effort. You might even help end a life, and God is that ecstasy.
Charlie M - September 22, 2008, 9:20 pm
-good will that do? I might even have a fool or two say "yeah" or "string him up". But if I walk up to the register, and say "your wife has been cheating on you" in a very serious tone, then discord will be unleashed; I might even get a wife beaten vicari
Charlie M - September 22, 2008, 9:20 pm
-ad in a country of simple people. We all want to hate soo bad, or at least think we are better than one another, and from the end of a telescope. But hate works so much better on a personal level. If I walk into a store, and say "Osama sucks cock!" what
Charlie M - September 22, 2008, 9:19 pm
Personally, I have nothing against Bush. I don't think he is stupid or evil (if I thought he was evil I would support him, there is not enough true evil in this world). When I hear people bash him I cringe similar to when I hear "mudkips", what a stupid f
Drenix - September 22, 2008, 12:35 pm
The CIA got this guy before he manage to add his name at this motifake...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 22, 2008, 11:49 am
Funny stuff. Million points!
Morgan - September 22, 2008, 11:46 am
Conservatives are such ignorant fucks.
Captain Douchebag - September 22, 2008, 10:31 am
I look forward to seeing the enraged comments.
VERY TRUE - September 22, 2008, 10:17 am
This WILL piss off the conservatives at Motifakes! ;-)


THE REPUBLICAN PLAN - A four phase plan for domination of the country


TAGS: quayle bush palin doris chimpanzee funny
Rating: 2.42/5

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GoForthAndDie - October 24, 2008, 7:54 pm
Shame Phase 4 isn't running this year, he'd get my vote.
Monkey - October 24, 2008, 5:17 pm
Phase Four definitely looks like a liberal.


HITLER VS BUSH - ...it's really unfair* to compare them ... * to Hitler


TAGS: republicans conservatives neo cons bush cheney hitler iraq funny
Rating: 3.19/5

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M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:44 pm
Although this poster is old and politic based as well as the root of a lot of stuck up farts to get out all the shit in their system... one word people: Humour (or Humor doesn't matter) learn it, use it, life is a lot simpler if you see the funny therein.
M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 8:42 pm
Nice one Hammy, seeing the good in the bad XD
Hawamleh - July 17, 2011, 5:59 pm
I ate a pretzel today, it was good. this poster is old.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 16, 2011, 10:01 pm
This poster dates from before politics were expelled from Motifake....some were left behind in the move.
arisboch - July 16, 2011, 9:53 pm
Wonderful, now motifake is getting filled with politfakes... And poor one like this, to boot. What a really lame Godwin's Law case... My goodness, pal, you suck.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 19, 2009, 12:34 am
Ed Hyde: You mean that show with Rhonda Shear?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:58 pm
There are tons of anti Bush, Palin, McCain, conservative posters. They just tend to be hateful and suck so they get rated low. Besides, when you're running the show, you're the the one that draws attention. Now you libs are sensitive after attacking Bush?
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:55 pm
1. I saw some of the intel that the Iraqi war was based on so did Congress who authorized the war. 2. Geneva Accords do not protect illegal combatants (terrorists/insurgents). 3. Bill of Rights protects US citizens, not terrorists.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:46 pm
EGD, if I may ask, if politifakes tend to get rejected, why are there so many more anti Obama politifakes on the boards? At least let both sides get equal time or equal abolition, no?
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:37 pm
I also just noticed the little 'moderator' tag next to my name. That's pretty nifty.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:32 pm
Kspace, govt involvement in the free market causes damage. Stating Pres Bush lied to "illegally" invade Iraq, broke any Geneva Conv (I'm educated on them annually, you?), or that he "incinerated" the Bill of Rights shows you lie or just ignorant of facts.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 5:30 pm
i like seeing this kinda stuff.it remineds me that not all people follow a politians word like mindless zombies
agdaniele - September 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Clearly, their time would be better spent at BlueServo.
Elder God Douchebag - September 14, 2009, 5:25 pm
This is why I reject politifakes. Because when I look through the comments, I have to deal with these textual abortions you people call comments. There are political forums for these kinds of things. Leave Motifake out of it.
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 5:19 pm
I'm not going to waste any more time with you. If you honestly think socialized medicine is more horrible than lying to justify illegally invading a country, breaking the Geneva Accords and incinerating the Bill of Rights, you have no perspective.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 5:12 pm
There is nothing humorous about this ignorant attack. Also, it appears to me that you don't understand marxism, fascism and socialism (I haven't used Leninism). Also, this govt is a kleptocracy (look it up with the other words and educate yourself).
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 4:42 pm
You talk about swallowing party lines; if you had any understanding of the concepts of Marxism, Fascism, Socialism and Leninism you wouldn't so easily apply them to Obama. And your rantings about all of it...on a humourous political motifake...get a life
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:31 pm
that were spread to retake power in D.C. that they fed to the ignorant haters of this country and the rest of the world. Congrats, you swallowed the liberal party line. Careful of the hook, that's what's going to leave a mark.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:30 pm
Waste-o-space, if Pres Bush was criminal, then why wasn't he prosecuted? The Libs had Congress from 06-08. Clinton was impeached for purjury. Surely, the Dems could impeach if Bush was a criminal as you suggest. Unless, those allegations are complete lies
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:28 pm
Canada, no problem, bud. Good to see your priorities are in order. Good explaination on your media. Right now my country is so screwed up, I don't have time to look North. Thanks for the education.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:25 pm
references. This is disgusting and shows how many on the left attack people personally and visciously versus discussing positions. Also, I've never attacked Obama's race and have actually condemned those who do on this site.
WTFO - September 14, 2009, 4:23 pm
Bart, Obama's policies/appointments/actions do show traits that are socialist, fascist, marxist and communist. That is different than comparing him to a mass murderer. I think it's extremely disgusting. In Germany, it's against the law to use Hitler
Kspace - September 14, 2009, 12:17 pm
WTFO, really, why do I feel qualified to judge the USA? Why does the USA feel qualified to judge the rest of the world? The fact is Bush's criminal incompetence has affected the entire world. And it's a small world. We all have a stake and a say.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am
grand rapids is from work....pisses me off too
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:14 am
sorry, grand forks or fargo
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:13 am
honestly i can drive 4 hours to grand rapids and buy a truck load of 2x4s or drywall or plywood.the extra gas i costs me i can save inbuilding suplies. and they all say MADE IN CANADA!!! fuckin libs!
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:10 am
so your dollar and what your polititions do has a very wide spread affect (at least in manitoba saskatchewan and alberta and half of ontario) on the busness sesctor of these companies. making it just s important to our future
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:07 am
all our raw good are sold to america cheap wherethey are refined/manufactured/whatever then sold back at top dollar
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:06 am
that makes these plant to expencive to operate so they sit inactive
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:05 am
but now many of our utilities and all our refining plants ar owned my american companys, which hire canadians who are highly unionized.
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:04 am
our pussy lib politans were stupid enough to think that selling all our refining and manufacturing plant to forign companies would solve many of our unemploymant issues
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:02 am
what i was gona say is showin american politcs in canada is just as if not more important than or own because your politians have more controle over ur country than ours do
CANADA - September 14, 2009, 2:00 am
hey WTFO, sorry to blow you off like tht i had other (lady friend) thingfs going on.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 11:01 pm
to post. At least he's not attacking Bush's race.
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:59 pm
Wow, this is getting heated. All this over a joke? I mean, honestly, its not like worse hasn't been said about Obama.; People call him a socialist-communist-fascist just because he believes in universal healthcare. Bush isn't really Hitler, but its funny
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:54 pm
He continues to allow warrantless wire-tapping and that is a disgrace for sure.
Sean - September 13, 2009, 10:53 pm
What's Obama doing to the Constitution other than continuing what Bush did? Though that is no defence of Obama, I readily agree.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:52 pm
So yes. When the country I'm sworn to defend is in danger of being "fundamentally changed" (Obama), I take it seriously. When ignorant Americans are willing to viscerally attack people instead of policy and let freedom be torn down, I take it seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
that allows these corrupt politicians to destroy everything this nation stands for.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:50 pm
Comparing any US politician to Hitler is serious. Especially when you claim that the POTUS is worse then this maniac who attempted genocide. You think this if funny but defend Obama and others who are destroying the Constitution. It's that kind of apathy
Bartimaeus - September 13, 2009, 10:43 pm
Well...I think its funny. 5/5 Dude, WTFO, you take this stuff WAY too seriously.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:38 pm
destroy the Constitution in some ignorant attempt at creating "social justice". Creating a US with tax-payers and tax-consumers. Your attack on Bush in context of Hitler is ignorant and disgusting. Stick to your country. You don't know squat about mine.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 10:36 pm
So you claim to know what is best or worst for the US? The man protected this nation from a 2nd attack for 7+ yrs. While I don't agree with every decision of his, he was far from the worst thing to happen to us. I give that title to liberals trying to
Kspace - September 13, 2009, 8:55 pm
Our media is actually quite diverse; and as to attacking America, no, I'm not attacking America--I'm attacking the single worst thing to happen to America since the Civil War; Bush's preziduncy might be over, but the repercussions of his shit will go on
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:36 pm
Wow, that is screwed up. I wonder if your media (which from my research shows it's largely a mouthpiece for your govt) is trying to distract you from your politicians failures by pointing your attention South.
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:32 pm
another survy showed that news brodcasts where airing american politics 3 to 1 versu canadian. and that was during our election
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm
only 43% of canadians knew what date our own election was. it was only a month apart
CANADA - September 13, 2009, 7:30 pm
my countries politics is just as twisted as anyone elses.just ours is so small scale compared to yours. I watched the results of a survey as it was being done. 78%of canadians knew what date the americans election for obama would take place
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:23 pm
So Kspace, if you're from Canada what is you obsession with Pres Bush? Is your country's politics so boring you have to attack us? As far as the "polite" part of N. Am., there are a few here (not all) including you that counter that claim.
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:34 pm
uh-huh.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 3:29 pm
i don't know what your talking aboot, eh? you have the right to be wrong, even in America's hat
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 3:00 pm
Ah I see...so everyone is entitled to their own opinion unless they disagree with you? And no, I'm not British; I'm from Canada--the polite part of North America.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
you mentioned the "lies" of the past 8 years, so i took you for an obama supporter, my b
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:45 pm
there's only a "u" in those words if you're from that faggy tea drinking country where everyone smells, has bad teeth, and doesn't know the difference between biscuits and cookies
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 2:30 pm
Who said a damn thing about Obama? Not I. He hasn't impressed me much yet, though he's already taken significantly less vacation time than his predecessor did. Oh: "Humour", "Neighbour" "Favour", "Colour", "Flavour" all take "U"s in them, thank you.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:28 pm
for all you dumbasses, i mean obama supporters, riddle me this: why give billion dollar bailout to corporations rather than to main street if your goal is to stimulate the economy?? because he is a lying sack of shit who paid off his debts with our money
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:21 pm
speaking for myself, i hate obama and his policies. he is a lying sack of shit that will flip flop on any issue to further his own misguided agenda. he is a disgrace to our founding fathers and to this Nation. he is also a racist.
knowitall - September 9, 2009, 2:13 pm
yea the obama admin is a fucking model of transparency just like he promised. maybe if you pulled your head out of your ass you could see this, and then maybe you'll learn how to spell the word "Humor" ya bloody wanker
Kspace - September 9, 2009, 11:17 am
Constant lies? The last eight years the constant lies were coming straight from the White House...really...don't go there.
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 1:38 am
Speaking for myself, I don't hate the POTUS, just his policies. But you aren't tired of the constant lies and Bush hate from the past 8 years? It's only been 7 months but you're tired of that? Sensitive, maybe?
Bartimaeus - September 9, 2009, 12:46 am
I think its funny, a nice break from all the Obama hate lately. 5/5
WTFO - September 9, 2009, 12:41 am
I don't know if this counts as humor or just a really delayed attack based on ignorance and hatred. Either way it barely deserves 1 lion.
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 8:09 pm
Well you're certainly entitled to your opinion. And humour is relative anyway. Personally, I love crass, tasteless and even racist humour, if only because I enjoy how much it offends some people's sensibilities.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 1:37 pm
It's just not funny. I grew up on B movies on USA Up all night. I'll laugh at nearly anything. Its just not even close to being funny. If you'd compared him to Hobbes, or even to a blow up doll. That would have been funny. Maybe add a pushpin . . .
Kspace - September 8, 2009, 11:33 am
I'm sorry Ed, I don't remember even mentioning the Holocaust in my pic, or for that matter, in my comments. Perhaps you should invest in a sense of humour and irony?
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:16 am
Oh, I get it. Its sarcasm when you describe the holocaust as infringing on civil liberties. Oh, absolutely I get it now. Yer so clever.
Ed-Hyde - September 8, 2009, 9:15 am
Really? I mean, really? coming up on a year since the guy left office. Really??
CANADA - September 8, 2009, 8:44 am
if iraq had any allies bush may have caused a war also
Sean - September 7, 2009, 11:12 pm
So yer sayin' Wilde and Knowles used to be an item?
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 10:48 pm
Well then Claire, you have no issue with me. You have an issue with Oscar Wilde and John Knowles, from whom these quotes originated. I think THEY knew what they were talking about more than you.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 9:10 pm
I don't think Kspace and Rollseyes really know what they're talking about.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 8:36 pm
Hey WTFO, I think I just got called a Neocon Bushite. Me. Unless that was sarcasm.
Rollseyes - September 7, 2009, 8:33 pm
Sarcasm: The lowest form of wit, AND The protest of the weak.
Kspace - September 7, 2009, 6:43 pm
Sarcasm: Utteryly lost on Neocon Bushites.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 6:03 pm
Were you actually trying to say that this is an unfair comparison ... to Hitler? Because that's not how the asterisk works.
Claire - September 7, 2009, 6:01 pm
I agree with Really. Godwin's Law.
really - September 7, 2009, 6:00 pm
we all know bush was a dumbass but to compare him to hitler is stupid. Hitler caused a world war and was sending an entire religion to DEATH camps where they were thrown into ovens even women and children. I worry about how stupid the world has gotten!


HOW'S THAT CHANGE WORKING FOR YOU -


TAGS: bush obama president economy
Rating: 3.31/5

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926010 - March 18, 2010, 2:06 pm
YOU GO Dub-ya
Sean - November 22, 2009, 6:52 pm
I love Daro's logic because it suggests the following: Daro - religion = rapist/murdered/jaywalker. I mean, is your religion the only thing that's holding you back from all the crimes you want to commit?
Zed - November 22, 2009, 3:01 pm
Hey, Daro, millions of Atheists also have a moral code they follow on a daily basis, they just don't feel the need to believe in Jewish fairy-tales to do so.
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:37 pm
Oh. Religious. Forgot that one. "Religious" means that I have a moral code that I do my best to follow on a daily basis.
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:31 pm
and an idiot (read: not willing to compromise when the opposing side is trying to run you in the opposite direction and into the ground).
Daro - September 27, 2009, 9:24 pm
Actually, ILB, it's starting quickly. Nothing wrong with being backward (read: traditional or having common sense), unenlightened (read: "I don't have to listen to idiots, idiot."), greedy (read: capitalistic), small-minded (read: NOT a lying hypocrite),
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:26 am
Sure, keep blaming him for the problems. Hey wait a minute. ILB, you are too close to the Liberal party line. Robert Gibbs, is that you?
ILB - September 9, 2009, 4:22 am
Its starting a little slow, due to the backward, unenlightened, greedy, religious, small minded, idiots out there. But still a hell of a lot better than 8 years of you, sir. :)
WTFO - August 16, 2009, 10:23 pm
5 lions, CR. Concise and to the point.


Retard -


TAGS: w bush retard retards
Rating: 2.1/5

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Joey Z. - October 12, 2008, 10:57 pm
Oh god, the pixels! THE PIXELS!


RETARDS - We all know one




MAY 2011 -


TAGS: osama bush obama may 2011
Rating: 3.94/5

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DrSynth - May 4, 2011, 11:00 pm
i love it 5L
ShadowSerpent - May 3, 2011, 7:42 am
You're not the only one, I laughed quite a bit as well. But I guess it's a gamer thing...
CaptainBaked - May 2, 2011, 2:21 pm
Why am I the only one that finds this quite funny...


ARGUING WITH A BRICK WALL - Makes slightly more sense than arguing politics on/through motifake posters.


TAGS: democrat republican politics obama bush
Rating: 3.27/5

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Moar - May 27, 2009, 3:11 pm
Not meaning to argue here, but i believe she's trying to *kiss* the wall, due to the wall sprouting lips... Not argue with it. I mean, i get the point of the poster because it was a brick wall and all, but i think a better picture would have helped.


PRESIDENT BUSH - An American hero that has protected this nation amid all the whining and bullsh*t of liberals


TAGS: bush usa america hero republican obama mccain war great
Rating: 2.85/5

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WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:20 am
LOL...what a pathetic little loser you are. I provide positions and support/facts to back up my assertions. You just engage in drive-by Timmy attacks. Are your positions so weak that they can't stand up in a discussion based in logic? Must be.
LOLOLOL - September 2, 2009, 7:46 pm
Don't feed the trolls... especially Whore who Trolls For Oral
MO - July 31, 2009, 1:23 am
Whatchu doin on here soooo late WTFO? Not normal. This is the time for levity buddy! We don't need no stinkin poli.... ummm badges? at this time...come on over to PATS!!! Let your hair down and play a little!!!!
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:23 am
that fact. Also, I have no need to shout (even if it was possible through typing, dumbass) since I have facts to back up my positions versus trying to insult someone with half-witted explainations of others' acronyms.
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:21 am
Also, we did land in Afghanistan in case you missed it. Pres Bush was very good for national security and that is evidenced by the fact that we weren't attacked for over 7 years due to his policies but you are probably to filled with BS and hate to admit
WTFO - July 31, 2009, 1:20 am
LOL+, the surge allowed us to turn the situation around and gain the upper hand. Hopefully, BHO doesn't let that slip away because he's too interested in "social justice" to give a damn about the brave folks who gave their lives to bring freedom to Iraq..
LOLOLOL - July 30, 2009, 8:59 pm
D. storm was ok but this shitfaced "surge" ruined everything. We should have Landed in Afganistan not Iraq and btw Whore who Trolls For Oral, u need to open ur eyes and see that he just wasnt very good @ all and dont shout on us on the UH... INTERNETS! XD
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:23 am
farting, far-left loons that lied, cheated, and scammed the Dems into the Congress and White House. So why don't you run along and play hide-and-go-fuck-yourself, my dumbass liberal bitch.
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:21 am
contributions? While mistakes have occurred on both sides of the aisle, idiots like you and the Dems in charge admit no responsibility for the economic crisis they helped create. You obviously just spew the BS you've been fed from Kool-Aid guzzling, tofu-
WTFO - June 21, 2009, 1:19 am
a name, are you talking about the bank deregulation laws that were signed by Pres Clinton? What about the Dems pushing banks to issue subprime loans to those who can't repay, or the Dems who prop up the auto unions so they can protect their campaign
Mark - June 20, 2009, 1:43 pm
Dear Timmy, I got your sammich right here...now bite me.
a name - June 20, 2009, 4:18 am
now make me a sandwich, bitch!
a name - June 20, 2009, 4:18 am
hey moron, by your logic we should be at war with several other countries, not just the ones with oil in them. also the economic crisis was caused by deregulation of the banks, it's obvious you just puke forth the BS you've been fed by the neoconazis.
WTFO - May 13, 2009, 12:02 am
banks to issue subprime and ARM loans to people who couldn't afford to repay them. It's obvious that you don't look for facts, you just puke forth the BS you've been fed by liberals.
WTFO - May 13, 2009, 12:01 am
Cpt Dumbass, we attacked Afghan and Iraq for different reasons, neither was wrong. Removing a brutal dictator who killed his own people (mass graves remember?) isn't a waste of $. Clinton deregulated the banks in the 90s and Dems pushed Fannie and other
Captain Obvious - May 12, 2009, 9:41 am
Let's see... attacked the entirely wrong country, has wasted hundreds of billions of dollars blowing shit up in Iraq and never found Osama, accelerated the deregulation of the financial industry which directly lead to crashing the economy. Nice work!
WTFO - May 12, 2009, 12:21 am
And so are you if you believe that.
EliteDoom - May 11, 2009, 9:49 pm
Bush was and is a fucking idiot.
Mark - March 31, 2009, 6:36 pm
Ah ha ha ha...Hector made a joke! You're so witty...now STFU.
Hector - March 31, 2009, 4:45 pm
Best President since Bill Clinton and before BHO.
WTFO - February 21, 2009, 5:41 pm
The Atilla thing was a joke WoS. But as for bringing down the largest empire in history, he may have to share the limelight. It looks as though Obama's policies are about to bring down the largest/strongest govt in history.
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
it appears we have a bug
walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:44 pm
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walkerofskies - February 21, 2009, 4:43 pm
He brought down the largest empire in history with mostly
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 11:51 pm
Attila the Hun was a pussy!
Mark - February 15, 2009, 11:40 pm
OK...I'll give you that one but from what I've read Atilla wasn't much for voting on anything.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 11:36 pm
Mark, I woulda' figured Attila as liberal. Y'know, liberal in the sense that he had a liberal stance on raiding and boning.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 11:29 pm
We ougta' go drinkin' sometime.
Mark - February 15, 2009, 11:29 pm
EGD - You gotta be kiddin'! You didn't know WTFO was a Conservative? He just to the right of Atilla the Hun.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 11:25 pm
My fault. Must have a taste for cheese that goes crunch. Yep, pretty conservative on most topics so no need to apologize.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 10:51 pm
Dorito-stained. Mind slipping, you conservative bastard? (Assuming you're conservative, if not I'm a dumbass and apologize.)
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 10:38 pm
EGD, fair enough on the free speech. Live and let live, Cheeto stained fingers (couldn't resist for old times). Hillary is an Ice Queen which is why her husband is a chubby-chaser.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:03 pm
Right. Forgot Hillary was a woman for a minute. Thank you, Sean.
Sean - February 15, 2009, 8:49 pm
Married ... your question about Clinton. Married ... that's the only kinda guy who would tell such a lie.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:54 pm
But, just to go ahead and say what should have been said a while back. Sir, while I may not agree with everything you say, I will defend to the death your right to say it.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:53 pm
Yeah, after deep-space battles and other cool stuff. Why couldn't WE have cool stuff like that!?
Toussaint - February 15, 2009, 7:39 pm
Hey, the Federation and the Klingon Empire became allies too. It's all good.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:32 pm
so there is some common ground between us.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:31 pm
Hopefully, our future discussion won't melt down into flame wars anymore. I don't take too kindly to requests to play with IEDs. Not that I'm saying I was an innocent in that exchange. We definitely agree that Scorpio7 is an idiot who needs to go.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:27 pm
Not really. I offered a counter-point, and you quickly pointed out something I missed. Y'know, I can't help but think if we'd met some other way, we mighta' been best buddies...Man, I love alliteration.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:26 pm
Thanks, EGD. How gracious of you.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 7:18 pm
..Ok, with the exception of Clinton, because he was more of a..What do you call a guy who lied about getting his d*ck sucked? Either way, I failed to account for him, so I will concede that one point to you.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 7:13 pm
As another correction to my posts: 2 embassies, 1 overseas base, 1 warship, and 1 homeland attack = 5 attacks on Clinton's watch where he failed to act appropriately.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
Typo: delete "the" in the last post. Thanks
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:39 pm
the 3 chances Clinton had to respond and failed.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:38 pm
To add, any attack on a US embassy, military base, or ship is also considered an attack on US soil. So the 2 African embassies, Khobar Towers and the USS Cole terrorist attacks also count. By the way, that was also on Pres Clinton's watch. That makes...
Toussaint - February 15, 2009, 6:33 pm
Exact facts for sure WTFO and right on the mark. The scale of the mere risk of terrorist attacks wasn't something any president faced; Bush was delving into uncharted waters and no one had before.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:27 pm
the same man that planned this attack was the same one who planned 9-11, Kalid Sheik Mohammad. Clinton failed to respond appropriately and catch him, Osama, or any other significant Al Qaeda leadership. Again, you don't have the facts of which you speak.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 6:25 pm
In 1993, the World Trade Center was attacked and almost brought down by Islamic terrorists. If they had been close to the beam they planned on, the detonation would have brough the tower down. (the parking space was occupied). A key fact in this is that..
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:34 am
Now, don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to get some flaming going on. Just asking that you acknowledge that while he did stop it from happening again, we didn't have this situation with the other Presidents.
Elder God Douchebag - February 15, 2009, 9:33 am
Even though..Bush's Presidency was the first time we actually -had- a -foreign- Terrorist attack on our soil. Yes, I count the Oklahoma City bombings as a terrorist attack. McVeigh wasn't foreign, though. But I digress.
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:18 am
with this BS stimulus package. At least Pres Bush protected this nation from another attack for 7 years. Now there is news that Obama's admin is calling for a 10% reduction to the DoD's budget when we are in 2 wars. His policies are putting the US at risk
WTFO - February 15, 2009, 1:17 am
Are you seriously comparing Pres Bush to Stalin, "truth"? A dictatorship as opposed to a democracy. Then how about the 14% approval rating of the Congress. Let's see how Pres Obama's ratings go when people start seeing how they were scammed by him...
truth - February 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Rank of Bush among U.S. presidents with the highest disapproval rating: 1 Average percentage of Americans who approved of the job Bush was doing during his second term: 37
truth - February 14, 2009, 5:29 pm
Percentage of Russians today who approve of the direction their country took under Stalin: 37
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 6:45 pm
No but I try to think optimistly not paranoidly.You like how Bush handle problem while I don't. Anyway, this side of the globe is already in year 2009. Lets begin with a fresh start and make more funny poster, deal?
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 9:13 am
*America was focused on itself and was isolationist in it's foreign policies...which is what you say we should be NOW? If you wait for someone to get a nuke and use it - would that be better for you?
LogicDude - December 31, 2008, 9:12 am
Sometimes someone has to step up and stop the stupidity before it gets out of hand - sometimes that means intervening in other countries. If that had been done early enough in the 1930's millions of lives would have been saved. Of course, back then, Ameri
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:56 am
*destroyed to prove your point. That's all.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:55 am
*destroyed to prove your point. That's all.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:53 am
From my point of view, USA is a great country, I can't deny that but people don't like it when you guy's act like the world police where what you guy's say is what the world must follow or they will be labeled as terrorist, rouge nation and must be destro
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:50 am
there are other useful uses of that technology like electrical engineering. You guy also posses WMD's in one way or another
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:46 am
Ok, I'm following you Matters_Not but can you tell me what is the WMD's you are talking about, the nuke? if you are talking about that, there are more country out there with that you know and just because a country is doing something related to nuke when
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:22 am
"WMD" sorry, bad typo....
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
countries in the middle east that are 'suspected" to posess MWD's is the entire worlds problem. America is willing to lead the charge to make sure they dont possess them. you following me spitfire111?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:31 am
The Ramones were/are American ... enough said.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:20 am
I have no problem with America and it's people. They are human too like you and me but when they are more bothered with other countries issues while there are other more important problem in their own country to handle with, that just pissed me off...
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:13 am
*After all, he is the president of USA,not the president of the middle east country or the world demoracy ideology..
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:11 am
*crisis that is happening right now because of Bill Clinton mistake but no, he want to save the other country with the so call "Weapon of Mass Destruction" and dictator when he should be focusing in his own country problem first, don't you think?
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 12:09 am
fine WTFO, you are right about bill mistake but why Mr. bush who is the president of USA is so eager to "help" to "save" another nation from it's "problem" while he can focus on solving his own country problem. He could had prevent the world economic cris
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:44 pm
Enjoy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6BEsZMvrq-I
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:40 pm
--... oh, yeah, a quagmire. Great clip that.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:40 pm
Gotta love that video on Youtube showing Cheney in 1994 defending Bush senior for not invading Iraq at the conclusion of the Gulph War ... Dick speculated (rather boldly, I'd say) that such an bugaboo would result in a ... oh, wot's the word that he used?
Elder God Douchebag - December 30, 2008, 11:31 pm
So why didn't he just say he wanted to go in to remove Saddam, instead of the "They have WMDs" excuse? And I believe they didn't find any. Holy shit, right?
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:45 pm
More wrong facts from Spitfire. Clinton signed deregulation laws that allowed the banks to tank. ACORN and liberals in Congress pressured banks to issue sub-prime mortgages, and Bush destroyed a brutal dictator who slaughtered his own people.
Bulgy Mcpackage - December 30, 2008, 11:49 am
i laugh at those who let their political views dictate their emotions. (this bodes ill for many of you below me)
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 9:22 pm
You should change the poster to saving HIS ass. This guy is responsible for destroying a nation for greed and even cause one of the worst economic crisis since 1930, directly or indirectly. I wonder why you still like him after what he had done, try to b
Tony G - November 13, 2008, 1:42 am
aww another lil bitch contest, this stuff never gets old keep it up this shit is too funny
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 8:12 pm
o.o'...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:24 pm
-- Old School Hip Hop and The Cancellation Of Family Ties From Network Television. But you can call me MWLFFTBOHUIMPOBTRAFVATOBVISFEADSTDOVAOSHHATCOFTFNT, for short.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 24, 2008, 7:20 pm
My full name is Motifake Wit Liberation Front For The Betterment Of Humor Used In Motivational Posters Of Both The Real And Fake Varieties As Traded Online By Various Individuals Striving For Entertainment And Diversion Since The Decline Of Vaudeville and
Porcelina - October 24, 2008, 6:53 pm
I think you should both just shut the fuck up, be the bigger person and not feel like you need to get the last word in.
Overlord Douchebag - October 24, 2008, 1:32 pm
And he's still trying, folks. I've been done with this for a few days now. Give it up, WTFO. You're just saying the same shit over and over. It's sad.
WTFO - October 24, 2008, 12:53 pm
Porcelina, I type OD cause it takes less space. Losers in real life tend to give themselves large overcompensating names online.
Haarakkon - October 24, 2008, 11:47 am
I'm with Zed. I also volunteer to be fed the radical Islamic extremists rather than prostituted by corporate American hypocrisy.
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 9:25 pm
You guessed it. OD is just easier to type than Overlord Douchebag, apparently. Hope that cleared things up.
porcelina - October 23, 2008, 7:14 pm
is OD and overlord douchebag the same person...?
Overlord Douchebag - October 23, 2008, 6:24 pm
Oh, well.
OD - October 23, 2008, 5:36 pm
Watching your irrational angry posts amuses me. Don't think for a moment you rattle me. Your persona in motifake is just like your real life -- insignificant.
Porcelina - October 22, 2008, 8:47 pm
I like bratwurst.
Overlord Douchebag - October 22, 2008, 8:44 pm
Well, you took the time to reply to a comment of mine, so I must be getting to you.
WTFO - October 22, 2008, 6:12 pm
I've got thick skin, so a little bitch like you can't drive me out. For the "Dorito-stained" part check back at the Wait...wait...wait motifake.
Overlord Douchebag - October 21, 2008, 12:16 pm
Is 'Dorito-stained fingers' the best you can do? I can stand opposing views. You're just a fucking retard, WTFO. Also, I have the power of constant bitching on my side. That's how I've run people out of here before.
shog - October 21, 2008, 2:53 am
oh, we can stand your views. We just find it extremely ridiculous.
WTFO - October 21, 2008, 2:39 am
This one was for you and your Dorito-stained fingers OD. You can't kick me outta here. If you can't stand opposing views then yours must be incredibly weak.
porcelina - October 20, 2008, 10:13 pm
I've voted it down, but I don't care enough to do it just to 'shun' him...
Overlord Douchebag - October 20, 2008, 9:10 pm
I would encourage everyone to vote this down and let it rot away, so that WTFO might get the idea that he is not welcome here.
Zed - October 20, 2008, 7:06 pm
I hereby volunteer NOT to be saved.
Ronald Reagan's Corpse - October 20, 2008, 7:04 pm
Braaiiinnssss!! Braiiinsss! George has no Braiinss!!
Porcelina - October 20, 2008, 6:11 pm
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!! [email protected]!!!!1!!JR3Y7848732164 AHAHAHAHHAHAHA. THAT'S A JOKE, RIGHT?!


OLD GLORY - Mr. President, you're holding it backwards.


TAGS: old glory flag president bush
Rating: 2.38/5

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...... - December 24, 2008, 11:53 pm
but at least your good to go, cause he will change everything and never fuck up. and now blacks have a reason to love america again. ....yay
...... - December 24, 2008, 11:50 pm
its cute how you all think he is such a retard. honestly people. just stop with the dumb shit. your hero and savior has been elected so you can all hug and embrace diversity. oh man im gonna puke.
Matters_Not - December 24, 2008, 11:47 pm
te reason the American flag appears backwards on ACU's is because it symbolizes the flag being led into battle. thats why you see it on right shoulder of a soldier facing the way the president has it. ive learned to just laugh at all you bush bashers.
me - December 3, 2008, 5:28 pm
it isn't backwards on their sleeves...that would be the direction the flag would be facing if it were flapping in the breeze instead of a patch on their arm. bush just standing there though..well i dunno maybe he's giving the troops a shout out.
de - December 2, 2008, 10:39 pm
idk if some of u retards have ever seen a us military uniform or not but the patches on their uniform is a backward flag its not always left to right dumbshits
Sammi - October 18, 2008, 7:36 pm
Just have to say, it's possible that the maker of this Motifake just flipped the picture...
RnR - August 14, 2008, 9:39 am
he should keep the family traditions up... and vomit on the lap a hi-ranking Chinese official...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 9:07 am
How about a nice game of solitaire, Mr Bush?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 9:06 am
Must be that mind control kicking in. Bush goes to China, a nation his own family has a long relationship with, and ends up looking drunk, has wounds on his arm, and holds the flag wrong! Sounds like the Manchurian Candidate to me!
Chris - August 14, 2008, 7:43 am
Next time you see a soldier, look at his right sleeve.


CHRISTMAS BUSHES -




FOUND HIM! - ...wait, false alarm! It's Osama




MEXICO - Even God screws up sometimes.


TAGS: mexico cats dragons drugs america george bush
Rating: 2.3/5

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aluhick - December 18, 2010, 5:47 am
http://img691.imageshack.us/i/mexicomexicocatsdragons.jpg/
Count von Tofurkey - May 7, 2009, 11:42 pm
Chinga su madre putito and cram it, you racist shmuck. If I wanted bigoted ignorance and incoherent neo-Nazi blatherings I'd move to an isolated compound in Idaho: where you belong. Ass. Wolfie makes a good point, by the way.
Wolfie - April 9, 2009, 2:12 pm
Even if blatant racism is never ok, what REALLY makes you fail is the pixelated image. Seriously, is googling a pic really that hard?
SherlockHolmeboy - September 18, 2008, 10:52 pm
OMG WHYD THE MODS LETS SUCH A CRAPPY PIC ONTO MOTIFAKE!!!!!!!
Pitch - July 21, 2008, 3:31 am
Looks like he screwed up your pic too.


TWO PARTY SYSTEM - In practice, deciding whose turn it is to screw over the American people.


TAGS: government bush obama
Rating: 4.5/5

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Razrhamel - May 8, 2012, 10:42 am
It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried. -Sir Winston Churchill
MercAlert - May 7, 2012, 10:46 pm
Viva la Socialism!
EmilioDumphque - May 6, 2012, 9:01 pm
Choosing the man who will get the blame.


BARNEY FRANK LOGIC - * Have your boyfriend at Fannie Mae donate $40,000 in campaign contributions. * Ignore Fannie's bad mortgage loans; ignore all Republican concerns. * When it all collapses; blame Bush!!!




SILVIO BERLUSCONI - Italy is in good hands


TAGS: silvio berlusconi politic italy prime minister bush
Rating: 3.11/5

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Derek - August 22, 2009, 12:34 am
He keeps on being re-elected. Must be doing something right.
Jmac0585 - July 28, 2009, 6:23 pm
Hook 'em, Euros!
VinceVicious - April 22, 2009, 12:58 am
Zephir - I'd say so!
pro - August 14, 2008, 10:46 am
One in the pink and one in the stink?


WORLD PEACE - Because Muslims and Jews really love bacon


TAGS: world peace bacon politics bush muslims islam israel jewish jew
Rating: 2.83/5

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Zagato - November 15, 2009, 1:27 am
fuck them, i'll bite there dicks off and rub some lemon in it XD
TigerKid - April 6, 2009, 11:13 pm
What about fresh squeezed orange Jews?
zagato - April 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
vegetarians are no longer American, Muslims are dicks, and jews...well i don't have a problem with them...unless there veggie jews
tayzirov - December 31, 2008, 8:25 pm
Maybe all the bacon is why you guys are a bunch of rapist pigs?
Dotdotdot - November 7, 2008, 4:28 pm
DoForthAndDie- So very true. I heard of a Muslim mob that buried a couple of women alive for choosing their own husbands.
GoForthAndDie - September 24, 2008, 4:45 am
Maybe the bacon-free diets are why the Jews are hated and the Muslims are psychotic fucks?
aPauling - August 11, 2008, 1:35 pm
Several other religions don't eat meat at all, so bacon would be bad for them as well. But maybe if you took John Lenon's "Imagine" and combined it with bacon... and a Coke!


ANTI-GUN POLITICIANS - They don't know that you are supposed to treat EVERY firearm like it's loaded at all times. She also has no proper trigger training. She like Schumer however, has a CCW. Old bat....................


TAGS: democrat republican politics obama bush california 2nd ammendment guns firearms senator feinstein ak 47
Rating: 2.45/5

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Sean - August 11, 2009, 10:51 pm
Handles a gun like Dick Cheney.


THE INTERNETS - there's more than one...


TAGS: bush internet
Rating: 1.23/5

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BUSH - Even Photoshop knows nothing's there


TAGS: bush
Rating: 3.04/5

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SMALL VICTORIES... - Can Turn a shitty situation into bearable one.


TAGS: bush obama funny
Rating: 2.86/5

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that guy - February 21, 2009, 9:09 pm
haha, reminds me a lot of this: http://s1.bite-fight.us/c.php?uid=228989
that guy - February 21, 2009, 9:09 pm
haha, reminds me a lot of this: http://s1.bite-fight.us/c.php?uid=228989


GEORGE BUSH - NOTHING SLIPS BY HIM -


TAGS: george bush arnold schwarzenegger stupid
Rating: 2.81/5

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Rollseyes - September 30, 2009, 6:26 pm
*YAWN!*


FISCAL CONSERVATISM - Out of Control Spending by Republicans That is then Blamed on Democrats


TAGS: big spending reagan bush bush
Rating: 2.5/5

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Anonymous2 - October 24, 2009, 12:46 pm
Why do posters like this fail? The President has little control on spending. Show who had control of the House of Reps, where spending bills must originate by law, y'know our Constitution.
Rollseyes - October 22, 2009, 12:21 pm
Keep on drinking that Kool-aid! lol
Lederhosen - October 22, 2009, 12:10 pm
WTFO:"Where's the bar that shows this year's deficit of $1.4 Trillion?" Not an omission. Refer to the beginning of Clinton's term. Obama can't make the Bush Mistake disappear in 9 months. In seven years you'll see this "omission" and economy corrected.
Rollseyes - October 21, 2009, 11:27 am
Politifail. 1L
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:55 am
sorry , just lost momentary bladder control. I'm OK now
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:53 am
Damn illegals! LURCH, Speak English or leave the US! HAHAHAA!
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:51 am
I just want liberals to realize that Novus Ordo Seclorum doesn't mean turn the New world into the third world
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:41 am
Number can certainly be manipulated. In the case of this poster, the numbers aren't twisted, just the attributing them solely to the POTUS instead of including Congress' role in the process. Facts not numbers twisted here.
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 12:39 am
Some say numbers don't lie. That's BS. Numbers can be made to say anything you want them to. It's all how they're couched, and any CPA knows that. Want to show a loss, profit or break even? A CPA can do that using the same numbers for all three.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:35 am
True statements, Haar. Do we also agree that it is Congress that sets the budget and not the POTUS. The POTUS just gets to sign the bills. While that is partial credit/blame it doesn't rise to the full accountability suggested in this poster.
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 12:32 am
I'll see if I can simplify this for you. The Democratic Party maintained control of the House from 1954 until 1995. The Republicans held on to the House until the United States Congressional elections, 2006.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:32 am
No worries. I know that latin phrase as well as Carpe de Jugular (seize the throat).
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:30 am
miu culpa thanks WTFO for the kind correction
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:29 am
funny how the chart stops at 06 since Dems spend even more than their Rep predecessors in 07 and 08 and are breaking records in 09. Completely making this chart BS from start to finish. Nice try Leder, too bad facts get in the way.
WTFO - October 21, 2009, 12:27 am
Lurch, actually, Dems were in control from the beginning of this chart to year 95. Reps took the Congress in 94 which accounts for the downward spending falsely attributed to Clinton. Then they spent high for the wars and Dems retook Congress in 06.
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:26 am
Oh yeah and the highest years for both the Bushes was during the war years!!
DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 12:26 am
yeah pretty much the president doesn't effect this a whole lot at all
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:25 am
Sorry Harr.. but the decreased years between 92 and 2000 was republican controlled congress
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:23 am
Also interesting that this graph could be used for consumer confidience and the DOW. hmmmmm ok FAIL lederhose head
Haarakkon - October 21, 2009, 12:21 am
No, they weren't.
LURCH - October 21, 2009, 12:19 am
AMAZING!!! I am utterly convinced. liberals are right! Oh wait, weren't the democrats in control of congress all these years (other than the war years)?
WTFO - October 20, 2009, 11:05 pm
Where's the bar that shows this year's deficit of $1.4 Trillion? Kinda blows this out distortion of facts out of the water, huh? Convenient ommision.
Zed - October 20, 2009, 3:56 pm
Perhaps because it is a politifake, instead of some supposed party affiliation?
Lederhosen - October 20, 2009, 3:53 pm
thanks for the vote reagan
mrbombastic - October 20, 2009, 3:51 pm
This poster fails. 1L


BUSH ADMINISTRATION - Yeah, it's pretty much just like this.


TAGS: bush starwars
Rating: 2.24/5

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Pedobear - June 2, 2009, 10:47 am
Surely, he did invent Tie-Panties after all...
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 22, 2008, 3:29 am
Awesome. Can we call him Grand Moff now?


NO U - He's also the asshole who brought the economy to it's lowest level in 17 years, Lost millions of jobs, and also, Before him, gas was a dollar.


TAGS: bush sucks
Rating: 2.08/5

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GrimFilth - June 8, 2009, 2:05 pm
Kansas kiddie, really? who chooses the people for the congress then? Even hitler did more good to this world then this retard.
Kansas - August 21, 2008, 7:45 pm
Hey, kids...CONGRESS CONTROLS ECONOMIC POLICY...NOT THE PRESIDENT. Learn how your gov't. works before embarassing yourselves.
RnR - July 28, 2008, 6:13 am
from the last signed EO's it looks like the Zimbabwe situation is going to be escalated over the coming weeks in order to invoke NSPD51 in september or october. But all that is really needed is an "anniversary event" in september...
Zed - July 28, 2008, 5:33 am
... the Patriot Act and Executive Order NSPD 51, which eliminate Habeus Corpus as well as the Sixth, Seventh, and Fourth Amendments to the Bill Of Rights. (Trial by Jury,both Federal and Civil, Search and Seizure) (not Fourth, my bad, switched numbers the
Zed - July 28, 2008, 5:29 am
No, Kathleen, there are plenty of factual things we can blame him for, like TREASON (outing a CIA operative, esp. during wartime), as well as the Patriot Act and Executive Order NSPD 51(which eliminate Habeus Corpus and the Sixth, Seventh, and Second Amen
Seba - June 18, 2008, 12:46 pm
This guy's a killer and anyone who supports him is also supporting a killer
Max - June 14, 2008, 9:33 pm
Nobody can argue that he's a fucking dumbass. Nobody. Any idiot with a pulse can have their daddy pull strings so they can barely make it through college.
guy - May 26, 2008, 12:02 am
hey dumbass gas is expensive cause jimmy carter and congress during jimmy carter's presidency signed legislation to make the oil price decided by speculation, dumbass
Neal - May 8, 2008, 11:37 pm
Bush stole some dudes dentures too!
Kathleen - May 8, 2008, 7:08 am
Gas is expensive in most countries these days. Hey, before Bush, my grandfather was alive. Gonna blame him for that too?


MORON - Another word for George W. Bush.


TAGS: bush
Rating: 1.96/5
datnigga - August 20, 2008, 7:04 pm
so this is what the end of the bush tunnel looks like... so much fresh air


THE TUNING - You have presumed it’s EADGBe.




THE INTERNETS - How am i apposeta know it isn't plural




HAPPY DAYS - Will not be here again.


TAGS: bush saddam
Rating: 3.46/5

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BoneCD - September 4, 2009, 12:01 pm
That's funny


GREATEST JOKE EVER! -


TAGS: joke bush shit head obama president
Rating: 3.15/5

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Sean - April 22, 2011, 8:35 pm
resolved NOT to vote for Obama in the next election.
Sean - April 22, 2011, 8:34 pm
OMG dude, you totally rock at political comments 'n such, but that's why we have PolitiFake. This poster and those other commetns preceeded that fine establishment. And if it's any consolation to you, after reading your timely remark, I have ...
qornothing59 - April 22, 2011, 7:33 pm
No, they are laughing at all of the stupid people that voted for them.
LogicDude - May 21, 2009, 9:58 am
Michelle is smiling because she and W did it in the coat room earlier! SHE knows the greatest joke - and it is on the rest of the folks next to her!!!
HAHA - May 20, 2009, 11:32 pm
HAHAHAHA I really did dupe you all.
Toussaint - February 2, 2009, 3:53 pm
You're correct. The idiot US citizen who voted for him should know what obama has done. So much for change and non-Washington insiders
RON - February 2, 2009, 3:12 pm
test...1...2...3... sorry...have to do to see if up and running.
RON - January 22, 2009, 6:36 pm
Com on...we,ll all miss him...so much material in humor that he is made of...
Anonymous - January 22, 2009, 6:06 pm
Really? I thought the joke was that "Change You Can Believe In" meant a third Clinton presidency. Seriously, most of his appointments are Clinton retreads.


Epic Hero -


TAGS: hero shoe throw bush america iraq news brave icon reporter
Rating: 2.49/5

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ranger - July 25, 2009, 7:52 pm
George Bush...the guy that freed a country that let this dispshit get away with it with out being executed
WTFO - January 2, 2009, 12:59 am
Thanks, my morale is fine. I worry about the younger troops, though. I'm good with agreeing to disagree.
spitfire111 - January 1, 2009, 4:09 am
Thanks WTFO for that. I'm sorry if I let your morale down, never meant to do that. You are an understanding person after all...
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:30 pm
Regardless, thanks to all on this chain for respectful debate and attack positions versus each other.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:28 pm
...oil, because none of that crap is true. Saddam had bio and chem weapons that he used on his people and the world's intel stated the same facts we did regarding WMD. What he did with them (destroyed, buried, or sent across the border) I don't know.
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:27 pm
Also, I don't believe that just because you are against the war, you're against the warriors. However, it damages the morale of all troops when the media and our incoming Commander in Chief say that we bleed and die for a lie, or revenge for Daddy, or for
WTFO - December 31, 2008, 11:25 pm
Glad to see peace prevailed on this chain. To be clear, I never assume that you have to be in the shit to know shit. We just get a different perspective on the situation cause we don't view it through the tinted goggles of the media.
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 6:36 pm
Thanks man. I have make a new one cal Spiderpig. Hope you like it. My favourite huh, that is a tough one. Maybe any of "The Joker " and "Pimp Joke"..
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:34 pm
Agreed man. Now make with the funny posters, cuz they ain't gonna make themselves. Bye. P.S.: what's one of your favorites on this site? Two of my favourites are RETARDS (the two owls one, and OH Hi (the beetle on the stem of something or other).
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:37 am
corection: I respect that. The issues has it's good and bad side. (forgot the dot after y point, don't want any misunderstanding)
spitfire111 - December 31, 2008, 7:34 am
Ok sean, you got your point, I got my point. I respect that The issues has it's good and bad side. Let's all end this right now , deal?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:23 am
And the the shoe tossing cunt shown here is not a hero ... just another criminal committing an assault with a weapon, or two.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:22 am
Sorry ... moving on. Bye.
sean - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
--America has to offer.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 3:20 am
I don't doubt a word of that. The warrior is not the war. Fuck anyone who can't keep that straight in their heads. Too dumb to go on breathing, if you ask me. But some who take issue with "the war" sincerely believe it to be a misuse of the best Ameri
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:15 am
so sean it does happen. lets move away from from this topic. its not something any of us should be dwelling on.
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:13 am
when i was stationed at NTC "FT. Irwin CA" I was on a funeral detail for a SSG who was killed in 2005. upon honors the spouse of the SSG expressed her anger towards our group in pretty awfull way
.... - December 31, 2008, 3:06 am
one individual decided to show his disgust with the war by taking it out on a soldier. and thats one of many encounters i have personaly been whitness to. also....
Matters_Not - December 31, 2008, 3:04 am
sean: i have seen it first hand. im lucky ive never been spit on like my buddy who i was stationed in korea with was. he got back in late 2004 from the shit hole im currently in right now.
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:54 am
--the war.) Can't be long now before we see that one, eh?
Sean - December 31, 2008, 12:53 am
Hey WTFO, how long before you play the Equivocation Card? You know, where you get all huffy and claim that those who criticize "the war" are really shitting on the good folks who got sent there to fight it? (Thereby confusing/conflating the warrior with
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 11:45 pm
* like the legacy of Bill Clinton in North Korea and the obvious constant turbulence in The Africa's countries?
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 11:43 pm
WTFO, I'm don't blame you from being on the battlefield ground. It's your job and duty to your country. What I'm trying to say is why Mr bush specifically want to "help" the middle east country and "democratize" them while there are other unsolved issue
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:26 pm
--be in the Shit to call someone on their Bullshit.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
--Saddam was involved in 911? I mean you just wrote the words "... attack us in the U.S. again ..." while blogging about the war in Iraq. You may need to cling to such spurious justifications to get through the night, but on this site, you don't have to
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
-- zilch. So I guess they don't know shit about shit either, eh? And what does being on the ground tell you about the big picture? Geopolitics, 'n shit? Don't most of you G.I.'s still believe, contrary to what Bush himself has said publically, that Sa
Sean - December 30, 2008, 11:25 pm
How subtlely you play the Combat Card: "Unless you've been to The Shit, you don't know Shit about Shit ... so shut yer cake-hole, Shitface." But Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice combined, all have exactly the same amount of combat experience as I do -- zi
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:40 pm
...and risking our lives but we know its better than waiting for them to attack us in the U.S. again.
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:39 pm
...President shows your true ignorance of the topic. Look at the people on this website defending the war. Most of them are military. We are the ones risking our asses for this war and we know why we are there. We don't like being away from our families a
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:37 pm
Come to think of it, Kspace the terrorists have killed the innocent Iraqis not Bush, the majority of Iraq is now liberated from a psychotic dictator and have held free elections. Finally, your assertion that this war was for oil or the elder Bush Presiden
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:34 pm
Spitfire, North Korea is dangerous in part because Bill Clinton gave them nuclear power and trusted Kim Jong Il that he wouldn't make weapons. Why don't you check your facts instead of trying to blame Bush for everything.
WTFO - December 30, 2008, 10:32 pm
Wow, I make a couple statements of fact and look what happens. Kspace was handled well by LogicDude. Bob, your position is Saddam was good because Iraqis knew who was going to kill them? Really dumb position.
Sean - December 30, 2008, 4:55 pm
... that raises a question: just how many testicles does that shoe-chucker have? (hey, you brought it up ...)
Anonymous - December 30, 2008, 4:54 pm
Just remember, if this guy had tried this when Sadaam was hosting some visiting politician, he'd be dead before the second shoe hit the floor and his testicles would be door knockers on one of Sadaam's many palaces.
spitfire111 - December 30, 2008, 10:34 am
wow, from Muntadatar Al Zaidi in Iraq to Nazi Germany, how far can this go...
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:56 am
*not the US flag.
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:56 am
*I think most Germans have been much happier since he was killed too. And a LOT of the shit happening in Iraq is revenge killing or collateral damage from poorly-aimed shots at the US troops. Using your argument we would still be flying the Union Jack and
LogicDude - December 30, 2008, 9:54 am
The vast majority of the Iraqi people now have peaceful lives. It's mostly in the big cities where the bombs are going off that they have issues still. Hitler kept the peace in Nazi Germany too...if you bitched there you got shipped of to a camp to die. I
Bob - December 30, 2008, 1:40 am
Logicdude, under Saddam's regime, the Iraqi people may have been getting tortured and killed, but at least they knew who it was coming from and when. Now it could come from anywhere, any time. Saddam may have been a dick but he kept the peace. And Fuck Is
agdaniele - December 29, 2008, 9:56 pm
"My Troops Went To Iraq, And All I Got Was This Lousy Shoe"
spitfire111 - December 29, 2008, 9:30 pm
WTFO, we all know that saddam is suck but at least he didn't let his nation fall to piece like right know. North Korea is worst than Iraq but I don't see Mr. Bush order a massive invasion plan to stop Kim Jong Il. Try to be more open minded WTFO..
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 4:06 pm
Read up on the oppression that Saddam and his sons held the Iraqi people under. They killed and tortured way more of their OWN people in a year or so than we could in 10.
Kspace - December 29, 2008, 3:41 pm
Bush had a better plan for getting out of Vietnam. All he did in Iraq was try and impress his daddy and make money for his Oil Tycoon corporate friends.
Kspace - December 29, 2008, 3:39 pm
What good has the Bushtapo done in Iraq, exactly? Creating a civil war? Turning it into a terrorist recruiting ground? Killing hundreds of thousands of innocent civilians? Destroying lives and livelihoods for an entire nation? Bush had a better plan
LogicDude - December 29, 2008, 2:18 pm
You will always have a vocal minority to trash the good you've done for the majority. I think the Iraqis are handling this guy very well...very well indeed!
.... - December 29, 2008, 4:23 am
i say "came here" cause i still aint left. soon though. very soon.
Matters_Not - December 29, 2008, 4:21 am
im not sure why you people insist on glorifying this dumbass. but then again you people also belive we came here for oil and to rape and pillage and so on and so forth. "evil bush" bad man!...bad man! " i know....i'll throw my shoe at him to show my rage
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:13 am
--CIA give him a little help with that fabuous 'stach?
Sean - December 29, 2008, 2:12 am
Hey I get "realpolitiks" (can you even pluralize that?), but c'mon ... how did he turn on you? And what did he have to be grateful for in the first place? Did you guys actually support his murderous regime in some fashion? Or was it the grooming tips?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 2:05 am
Sean, I assume you are referring to the 80s. Unfortunately, the US had to support Saddam when he was at war with Iran. Saddam was at that time the lesser of two evils. Happens all the time, we help someone out and they turn on us. There's gratitude for ya
Sean - December 29, 2008, 1:55 am
Well put, as usual WTFO. I mean HONESTLY, whatever did Donald Rumsfeld see in that brute anyway?
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:45 am
...remove that dictator when the United Nations didn't have the testicular fortitude to enforce their own mandates against Iraq.
WTFO - December 29, 2008, 1:44 am
You are an ignorant piece of trash. Saddam and his psycho sons tortured and brutally murdered hundreds of thousands of his own people, supported terrorists bombing Israel, and attacked his neighbors. An "Epic Hero" is a President with the courage to remov


CLOSET DEMOCRAT - Go figure... A "Bush" With Brains. Oh yeah...She Married In.




SENSE - Did He Ever Have It?


TAGS: bush kitten confused
Rating: 2/5

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The Goat - September 21, 2009, 7:39 am
My caption would have been "Eat Pussy! You're doing it wrong"
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 11:01 pm
Is this a politifake? If so, how'd it make it through the admin when mine get blocked? I guess you have to have 'WTFO' attached to a politifake to get blocked. Nice double standard going on here.
Sean - September 20, 2009, 8:32 pm
If the photoshopped kitten has grown up. Lived a long life. And died peacefully in his sleep, your poster may not be as topical as you'd like. Mr. Smiggles. R.I.P.
mike - September 20, 2009, 3:07 pm
might have been a little funny a few years ago, now its just dumb. 1/5


BUSH - The most powerful man in the world. Oh dear...


TAGS: bush binoculars idiot
Rating: 1.78/5

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Nothing to see here - August 16, 2009, 10:39 pm
Some military binoculars, such as those used by snipers and the like, don't have round lenses but have slits so that they don't stick out as much in the wild.
Norp - August 14, 2009, 10:21 am
In the Obama world those two military guys would be bused-in ACORN drones pretending to be Obama-loving military men.
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:39 pm
IS that really the best you can do there mark. Im surprised you didnt find a way to blame this little snafu on obama.
Mark - January 27, 2009, 4:28 pm
There's one of these with Clinton and I'm sure there will be one of Obama any minute now.
? - December 25, 2008, 2:48 am
the caps are on the lenses! well at least he has heart.
Yeah... - November 28, 2008, 1:46 am
I don't get it.


GARDENING -




BUSH GETTING A SHOE THROWN AT HIM - no caption needed


TAGS: bush america usa president government george bush
Rating: 3.19/5

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Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 5:01 am
I H8 to admit it but the ole man has some good reflexes. i think the shoe would have connected if I were up there.
LogicDude - December 15, 2008, 11:33 am
That's NOT how Football is played...stupid terrorist!
Wasn't it supossed to be DE-motivating? - December 15, 2008, 11:27 am
No comment needed


I HAVE NO BRAINS!! - GIVE ME YOURS!!




SERVANTS - Hustle up pool boy, the gardener has some bush to trim




Republicans -


TAGS: bush john mccain sarah palin barack obama 2008 election
Rating: 2.27/5

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Noodles - July 24, 2009, 9:11 am
Yeah, because Janet Napolitano calling peaceful tax protesters, veterans, Ron Paul supporters, and lawful gun owners is somehow Bush's fault, right? Think before you speak. Or in this case, demotivate.
VinceVicious - April 25, 2009, 11:51 pm
"Republicans" is not the name of their party. And they terrorize hippies like you.


JOB CUTS - Shouldn't Congress be subject to them too?


TAGS: congress government bush usa jobs
Rating: 2.19/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 19, 2008, 2:37 am
I say minimum wage for all elected officials, that way we know they're doing it out of a sense of civic duty. Also, minimum wage would suddenly be hundreds of thousands of dollars a year.


APPOINTED, NOT ELECTED - His Only *LEGAL* Title Happens To Be Governor Bush


TAGS: politics bush
Rating: 2.15/5

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spencer - July 28, 2009, 3:27 am
that electon
spencer - July 28, 2009, 3:27 am
Oh frederick. al gore did have a recount. at least twice more. it went on for a month. enough was enough. plus the counties where they hjad the butterly ballots where liberal. and if you looked at them where still distinguishable. al gore tried to steal
Elder God Douchebag - February 21, 2009, 8:59 pm
Now, not all of 'em are fake. That video where he flipped off the cameraman back when he was governor was real. Granted, they were messing around before they were officially 'on air'.
Toussaint - February 21, 2009, 7:11 pm
You're correct again Mark and I agree: move on from GWB and enough with the fake middle finger shots. BHO should provide plenty of fodder.
Mark - February 21, 2009, 12:52 pm
I think GWB has earned a rest. Now let's see if BHO can keep us safe and stop our bleeding economy.
Elder God Douchebag - February 21, 2009, 12:14 pm
Well, it's a good thing we banished him back to Texas when we did!
Mark - February 21, 2009, 12:03 pm
That's right EGD...all the world's woes can be laid at the feet of GWB. I hear that he is also the cause of most earthquakes, volcanos, and tsunamis. Rumor has it that he got his start in Dallas on the grassy knoll.
Elder God Douchebag - February 21, 2009, 11:52 am
That bastard's just causin' all sorts of problems, huh, Mark?
Mark - February 21, 2009, 11:20 am
Fredric T - Bush caused Gore to go into a 9 year meltdown? That's what must have caused Global Warming. I knew that some how it would all turn out to be GWB's fault.
Fredric T - February 21, 2009, 10:17 am
he should have let the recount Al Gore wanted It would have shown him as the winner and then Gore wouldn't have been able to spend the next 9 years melting down
Mark - January 25, 2009, 1:16 pm
Zed - If you're referring to his victory over Al Gore; Good one...hahaha. But aren't you forgeting that he served two terms? I think he was elected. Nice picture though. I'm sure he felt like doing this as he left DC on January 20th.
Zed - August 11, 2008, 2:54 am
"Dude", WOW, you really ARE as retarded as he is, AREN'T you?
Dude - August 11, 2008, 12:37 am
Give up the hate, it will just eat you up inside. While the rest of us laugh.


BIRD IN THE HAND -




TORTURE WORKS!! - They got everything they wanted the first time they waterboarded him. The other 182 times were just for the hell of it.


TAGS: ksm torture waterboarding bush cia
Rating: 3.35/5

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Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 4:43 am
I dont believe turture works as far as getting information from this guys because they will tell U whatever you want to hear in order to make it stop. But I do believe it works as a deterrent to any 1 who ever thinks about Taking up arms against america.
Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:24 am
Actually the most 'open secret' in the American Intelligence community is the info he gave up after the waterboarding stopped a planned terror attack and uncovered an operating terror cell. Tenet, Goss, Blair, McConnell have all talked about this.
Chopperliscious - May 13, 2009, 12:32 am
I like MI5's interrogation method: Throw a mattress in front of you while you a seated on the edge of a chair. No sleep until you tell them what they want to hear... most break after four days.
WTFO - May 12, 2009, 11:52 pm
Correction: the 182 times where how many times they poured the water. He was only subjected to 5 sessions of waterboarding. Just in case anyone wants to know the truth versus the exagerated BS claims.
MO - May 12, 2009, 6:47 pm
You own two copies of the ku-rant and you post this? You don't know what you're doing do you?


GEORGE THE GORILLA -


TAGS: george bush gorilla
Rating: 2.9/5

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agdaniele - February 15, 2010, 7:06 pm
You've said what you wanted. Thank you. Now, if there is any more political talk of any kind to be made, we encourage you to take it to our sister site... politifake.org - it was created to keep motifake upbeat and fun... and free of political talk. Thx!
rerun - February 15, 2010, 7:06 pm

Actually, looks closer to a former president
rerun - February 15, 2010, 7:05 pm

Chris, do you need another shovel or is the hole you are digging for yourself deep enough yet?
TheTrashHeap - February 15, 2010, 11:00 am
Chris comparing a person of African descent to an ape is one of the oldest racial slurs against them. Are you sure you know what the word "Racism" means?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 15, 2010, 9:24 am
If you honestly don't see what was racist about your comment, You're a very confused person.
agdaniele - February 13, 2010, 12:53 pm
Chris, you're a racist retard, and a shining example of why the huma race is still light years behind these primates.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 13, 2010, 8:52 am
I don't see anything wrong with insulting politicians.....I DO see something fucking wrong with insulting anyone based on their race. Except Aggy of course. You're asking to get banned Chris.
Bartimaeus - February 13, 2010, 2:33 am
First, Chris, you're racist. Second, I don't see anyone voting YOU into office, so I assume that YOU couldn't do a better job. Thus, you should think twice before typing crude messages that insult the president and/or country.
DrunkenDave101 - December 19, 2009, 10:45 am
I think the mindfuck here is that he actually looks semi-intelligent


PORN STAR POLITCAL CANDIDATES - Well... what could you possibly dig up to EMBARRASS them?


TAGS: democrat republican politics obama bush
Rating: 2.86/5

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LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 4:23 pm
The Senators are definitely Pros at what they do...but she looks waaaaay better than Harry Reid or Dick Durbin (hey - he almost has a pornstar name!).
elwood blues - June 17, 2009, 3:58 pm
LogicDude, that was exactly what I was thinking. We're already getting fucked on a regular basis, so why shouldn't it be from a professional?
LogicDude - June 8, 2009, 8:51 am
Wouldn't you at least rather get f*cked over by her?


MCBUSH - you divided by zero didn't you


TAGS: bush mccain
Rating: 2.67/5

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Arpaleggia - September 10, 2008, 2:47 pm
George Bush IS divide by zero


COME TO DADDY - Wait... what?


TAGS: bush olympics volleyball
Rating: 2.62/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 10, 2008, 2:32 am
I laughed. You know, they essentially went after Clinton for this kind of thing, and he didn't even go all the way to China to do it.


REPUBLICANS - If You Can't Keep It In Your Pants, Keep It In The Family.


TAGS: bush mccain obama politics campaign presidential
Rating: 2.61/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 1, 2008, 3:55 am
Made me laugh. Anything that makes fun of that grumpy old man running for president is funny to me. For now.


STOP CRYING - This is a G chord


TAGS: george bush guitar crying
Rating: 2.58/5

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Guest - April 20, 2009, 8:33 pm
Dubya missed the G-chord by a fret...
Hoagie - December 6, 2008, 11:36 am
In my world thats not a G chord!
dr filth - October 12, 2008, 4:56 pm
thats what make it funny in my opinion jurgen
JURGEN - July 26, 2008, 11:32 pm
Balls! A "G" chord is two frets lower toward the head.


NOBODY IS A TOTAL FAILURE . . . - . . .if nothing else you can be a bad example


TAGS: obama bush einstein faliure
Rating: 2.57/5

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Ed-Hyde - August 5, 2009, 10:59 am
Great caption, utter failure by leaving a logo on the image. Bad Northstar, Bad Bad Bad.


NO - It's one fret off too far to be a G chord, moron.


TAGS: guitar g chord g chord bush cry black american african
Rating: 2.53/5

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... - August 23, 2008, 6:06 pm
unless hes in drop Eb and barring it badly, or just shit at guitar
Captain Douchebag - July 17, 2008, 3:14 pm
Epic lulz? No, epic fail. No more motifake for you.


FIVE - Five Dollar! Five Dollar Foot Long!


TAGS: five dollar foot long bush hands funny tunnel
Rating: 2.52/5

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Mark - March 12, 2009, 10:12 pm
Oh...don't let forget...Tunnel = 1
Mark - March 12, 2009, 10:11 pm
Dr. Rank - I see that you post under the name Nreeeow and Zomghacks and this is an example of your creativity...a tunnel? Rated at 2.9??? Creative? of Ron's hundreds of posters he has none rated under 3.0. Now really STFU!


DARTH CHENEY - What is thy bidding, President Bush?


TAGS: darth vader dick cheney bush
Rating: 2.48/5

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Narutarded - August 8, 2008, 4:33 pm
Wrong! Cheney is the ventrilloquist (sp?), Bush is just the Dummy. And yes, he's a Dummy with a capital DUH!


ADIOS -




MODERN TYRANTS - At least Hitler was literate.


TAGS: bush hitler antichrist
Rating: 2.42/5

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PSA - November 22, 2008, 10:00 pm
the u.s. military only asks the president for permission to make him feel good
Stalin - October 5, 2008, 1:40 am
I killed more people than Hitler because I was insecure, felt like it, wanted to win...
Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 10:56 am
Me again. Nimrod is a troll. Don't feed the trolls, people. That is all.
Bacon - August 21, 2008, 1:43 am
Wow Nimrod, are you an idiot? How does not being able to speak in public relate to killing millions of people just because he didn't like the color of their hair?
Nimrod - August 13, 2008, 7:54 am
Actually, The Bush Family supplied machine parts to Hitler's air planes and tanks, also made a nice packet from the oil they sold to him, Entire Bush family= corrupt dodgy douche bags, hitler was better, he tried fix a problem, bush only makes them
Catbones - July 4, 2008, 11:36 am
It's just a joke about Bush's inability to speak intelligently in public, and yeah, that he's an imperialist jackass who'd love to head up his own "democratic" 4th Reich. You a Bush fan? Enjoy the economy he's given America at the cost of his fear mongeri
Obama - June 3, 2008, 12:48 am
Wait Bush wasn't the one who got offended about appeasing Hitler in the 30's... who was it that tried to defend that point of view?
Sean - April 12, 2008, 12:55 am
Actually Sandfish, I think he's saying that there really is no comparison. But I've been drinking.
Sandfish - March 12, 2008, 5:13 am
Oh my how clever, comparing Bush to Hitler.


POWER -




GEORGE BUSH IS A PIMP - .....not even in his dreams!


TAGS: bush
Rating: 2.08/5

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SAME GOES - for W.


TAGS: bush w idiot
Rating: 1.63/5

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A BIRD IN HAND - Is worth two in the bush..... Looks like we broke even on this one




OLD ADAGE - A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. But a bush on the bird means you should probably stick with your hand




MAY HAVE TO REPEAT IT MORE THAN ONCE... -




HONESTLY... - I think there is just ONE really stupid conservative on here who makes a job of defending every idiot in the white house. PRESIDENT BUSH IS ON MOTIFAKE OMG!!!!


TAGS: republican bush motifake
Rating: 2.86/5

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hermes - May 2, 2009, 3:21 pm
looks like someone did to him what he did to americas image in the world stage
aPauling - September 8, 2008, 3:27 pm
YOUR OPINION: Does not belong in an unfunny/unwitty motifake. Use the comments section for discussion.


SMACK! - BITCH!


TAGS: bush olympics volleyball
Rating: 2.78/5
Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 5:19 am
That lucky f**ker
Bluenote132003 - November 7, 2008, 1:20 pm
Tight as a drum!!


GEORGE BUSH -


TAGS: george bush idiot
Rating: 2.72/5

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Bert - June 12, 2009, 5:40 pm
Four YEARS? How about four MONTHS?
Hector - March 22, 2009, 5:12 pm
"I'm the decider, and I decide what is best. And what's best is for Don Rumsfeld to remain as the secretary of defense." Washington, D.C., April 18, 2006
Fredric T - March 22, 2009, 3:15 pm
I'm pretty sure in about 4 years we will be saying this about another president


AMERICA - will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people. - George W. Bush


TAGS: politics security u n bush defense war
Rating: 2.64/5

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Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 6, 2009, 1:39 am
It's in reference to the United Nations trying to tie our hands. Your insult and lack of knowledge of what this is referencing is resemblance of a 12 year old.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:45 pm
Nor will America ever seek out and ask the nearest available Hall Monitor. What, are you guys twelve or something? Who thinks like that?


LISTEN TO HIM! - He was stationed at the While House during the Bush Presidency.




THE OTHER JOKER - When the Joker tells a joke, he should be the only one in the room laughing. I'm not laughing, George.


TAGS: joker batman bush politics humor
Rating: 2.58/5

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Amaterasu - October 3, 2008, 11:18 pm
Cheney and Rice are laughing too...


FAILBOY -




BUSH - No matter where and when, bush will always be all over america


TAGS: bush
Rating: 2.58/5

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JIMMY CARTER - Not worse than George W. Bush... not even close


TAGS: jimmy carter george w bush presidents america
Rating: 2.54/5

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JLBachs - March 24, 2010, 4:38 pm
17% approval rating - the lowest in the history of the United States. Nuff Said.
WTFO - May 3, 2009, 9:17 pm
Hate to lose you from the community, hermes. God speed, and come home safe.
hermes - May 3, 2009, 5:12 am
anyways this is my last transmission. You guys gave me a great run for my mony good luck and godbless gents.
hermes - May 3, 2009, 5:11 am
Obama is going to be a good potus. It is really unfair to critique their performance at this point. I thought gwb was ok @ first, and I was steadily disapointed with his policy starting with tax breaks on anyone making 500 g's a year.
hermes - May 3, 2009, 5:05 am
I have just reaized that discussing these maters here is somewhat pointless. its too early to tell if gwbs policies and actions during his tenure are going to have any positive affects on our way of life in the U.S. And it is to early to tell if
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 6:24 pm
Sorry to hear about your friends. I mourn the loss of each and every fellow servicemen.
hermes - May 2, 2009, 3:01 pm
yup carter was as incompetent as they come. But gwb sacrified over 4,000 young american lives, some recently in a sucide attack outside of bahgdad a few days ago, 2 of those where my dear friends. carter never got any of my boys killed.
none - February 21, 2009, 6:17 pm
Should've just compared nixon and bush.
Anonymous - January 5, 2009, 9:24 pm
Oh come on! Carter was way worse than Bush. Carter was so impotent on foreign policy that he left it to his successor to get the hostages freed that he left there for over a year, in addition to getting his brother his own brand of beer that no one drin
Hakiu - January 5, 2009, 7:46 pm
28% interest rates, nuff said.


DUMB AND DUMBER -




NICE VIEWS - Make every one happy!


TAGS: bush olympics volleyball
Rating: 2.48/5


COULTERGEIST -


TAGS: coulter coultergeist republican conservative idiot giant adam s apple man bush witch bitch
Rating: 2.47/5

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Neocon H8R - July 6, 2009, 4:31 am
I find her atractive yet repulsive. I dont know wether to kiss her mouth or stuff it with a rag so she will shut up.
Conservatives - May 15, 2008, 6:35 pm
"all thing intellectual"? Apparently liberals don't understand that thing should have an 's' on it in this sentence.
Sean - May 9, 2008, 4:11 pm
By that I mean you crack nuts with a freakin' sledge hammer.
Sean - May 9, 2008, 4:10 pm
Wow.


YOU'RE RIGHT! - It takes violence, weapons, and psychological warfare!


TAGS: liberals war terror bush president violence weapons
Rating: 2.47/5

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barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:44 pm
Fighting for peace. It's like fucking for virginity.


DUMB PEOPLE - Don't graduate from Harvard. They post shitty responses like the one above.




EX-PRESIDENTE BORRACHO - Al menos esta vez tenía excusa para hacer el ridículo


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Rating: 2.43/5

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Highlord - July 26, 2008, 3:31 am
Jose Maria Aznar, aye
juan - June 23, 2008, 8:01 pm
Yes, he is
KDP3 - June 23, 2008, 7:51 pm
Is that the former Spanish Prime Minster?


FAILURE - This pretty much summs it up.


TAGS: failure epic miserable bush
Rating: 2.42/5

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MissGetching. - April 19, 2009, 12:18 am
the website is failure.org. obviously not an old search. and woohoo an extra 'm'. so sue him.
Blueglass - January 8, 2009, 3:31 pm
Poop, Dick and Vaginas! Poop, Dick and Vaginas! Edit out your last search before you shop a pic at least.
LogicDude - January 8, 2009, 3:16 pm
Hmmmm....a spelling failure when trying to point out another person's failure?


USA - United Stupid Assholes




EMOTIONS - Those in power never want us to feel. Thought can be controlled and manipulated, but emotion is willful and unpredictable


TAGS: gwb bush baby cry crybaby emotions
Rating: 2.35/5

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Toussaint - February 2, 2009, 11:15 am
Line two:You just described how obama managed to get elected.
Dude - July 7, 2008, 9:51 pm
Those in power don't CARE if you feel. Emotion is nothing without planning and discipline.


IVY LEAGUE DEGREES - Apparently they'll give them do just about anybody.


TAGS: bush
Rating: 2.31/5

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IT'S TIME TO FINISH THIS DISCUSSION - 1. The image shows South-America 2. Europe is a continent 3. Who dares to enlarge this poster is a faggot




NAZI APPEASEMENT - How the Bush family REALLY got their money.


TAGS: bush politics asshole
Rating: 2.14/5

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WTFO - May 2, 2009, 6:30 pm
he speaks. BTW, I proud to serve with you. I appreciate the mission you're performing over there. Keep your eyes open, your ass down and return home safe.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 6:29 pm
FoxNews watchers were mindless zombies, then the voting would have turned out very different last Nov. Seeing as how FoxNews was the only news to ask questions about BHO instead of blowing him and discussing how the get a "tingling run up their legs" when
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 6:27 pm
Most fox news watchers are not mindless zombies. It definitely has a right lean to it, but the left has most newspapers, ABC, CBS, NBC, CNN, Hollywood, John Stewart, Bill Moyer, and on and on. FoxNews beats CNN and MSNBC ratings combined. If all us
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:53 pm
and before I forget in ole dubyas defence there was a time when hitler made time magazines man of the year. i am not to familiars with gwb family history but it seems there was a time when hitler was not percieved as a bad person.
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:48 pm
stars and stripe background he can just say anything and is ok because he is being patriotic. IM a soldier and i dont like bush im on the fence about obama and want to give the guy a chance doesa that make me unpatriotic? or a sell out?
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:45 pm
hey logicdude I thought you where a very well informed person and you actually brought some compelling points up for discusion until now. we dont need another mindless fox news zombie like this mark dude who thinks because his avatar is an eagle and a
LogicDude - December 19, 2008, 8:01 am
OK Mr. "Obama4Pres" if you want to get historical then I guess we can point out that selling his own people into slavery is how Obama's family got where it is. Now, just as stupid as your remark, huh?
Porcelina - December 18, 2008, 8:31 pm
ZEITGEISTMOVIE.COM
I lol at History... - December 18, 2008, 8:26 pm
No, it isn't retarded, it actually a well know fact that the Bush family has ties to the Nazi Party. I will award you no points, as we are all dumber from listening to your statement.
Danielle - June 27, 2008, 12:43 pm
Millions of jobs?
Brittany - June 10, 2008, 10:33 pm
Whoever made the last part is an idiot.


FACTS - Poor liberals don't get it... Recessions have measurable requirements and before Bush slavery was legal


TAGS: bush obama facts liberals fags
Rating: 2.14/5
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:24 pm
so instead he makes up little nicnames for them and for christsakes .... its NUCLEAR not NUCULAR you fucking waste of sperm. the only people dumber than him are the idiots that defend him. IM looking at you mark.
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:22 pm
Who is the asshole that thinks this guy is smart because he has multiple degrees? This stupid sonfoabitch cant get through a speech with out stumbling all over his own sentences, its too stupid to remember the names of his foreing counterparts
datnigga - July 13, 2008, 4:11 am
slavery was legal before lincoln you shitcock!
The Canadian - June 29, 2008, 5:27 pm
What caused the Gas prices to increase: The Iraqi War. Which was just a way for the U.S. Government to have a reason to go into the middle east, steal a crapload of oil, and consume it like it won't kill us all. as well, because we're running out of it
Neal - May 15, 2008, 9:18 am
I am sure you are happy about that. Some people try SOOOOO HARD to be funny, and well, we all end up laughing AT you instead.
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 12, 2008, 11:27 pm
Hey, thank God we're all way past that trying to be funny thing. That was hard, eh? Making up jokes n' shit ....


BALLS - Don't be pissed that the people in office have them.


TAGS: bush
Rating: 2.14/5

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Phil - May 16, 2008, 11:02 am
You sir are a genius! Thank you for being so eloquent in your words!


"DURGS" - your brain on "DURGS" strange side-effects




GAY TEST - if you noticed that asshole with the blue shirt, i have a bad news for you.


TAGS: bush usa hot
Rating: 2.08/5

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dang - November 20, 2008, 9:36 pm
check that wedgie. i could strangle her all night long!
db - September 29, 2008, 5:21 pm
you're dumb. i hate you. die.


FRIENDS - Why can't we be them?


TAGS: bush
Rating: 2.06/5

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Sean - June 27, 2008, 2:29 pm
That song is in my head now. I hope you're happy. Very funny poster.


YOU'RE THINKING OF - John McCain


TAGS: bush john mccain republicans computer computers
Rating: 2.05/5

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Sean - January 19, 2009, 6:01 pm
... there's a "correct" pattern? Huh, go figure.
motifake - January 19, 2009, 5:58 pm

I let this one slide. It should follow the correct pattern, like this: "JOHN McCAIN - is who you are thinking of"


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